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okaytrue

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

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literallyunbelievable

computer-cult

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antsatapicnic

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elliedijulio

light-synth

transfemininomenon

out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle

actuallygodzilla

how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies

lukadarkwater-main

yamiheart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

FUCK YOU ENGLAND

THANKS FOR THE HELP, SUGAR DADDY FRANCE

slimetony

reblog this and you will hear great news

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Tell me you fat fuckin horse

slimetony

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

soulviet

when summer comes around

didney-worl-no-uta

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my stomach hurts

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

warpedchyld

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

startrekrenegades

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]