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A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

fullmetalfisting

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

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brandontheoutcast

My tribute to the big guy who’s reached his 1,000th Issue in Action Comics and is now 80 years old. Thanks for being an inspiration to me and many others, Supes.

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

yourplayersaidwhat

That's not how this works.

Dezba Goes-to-War, Longtooth Shifter: “Look, this is my house. Cats declare ownership by rubbing their butts on stuff, right? Well I’ve been wiping my ass on every surface in this whole dungeon. I own it now.”

samstarium

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

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yourplayersaidwhat

This Is His Reaction To Every Noise.

DM: You lock blades with the orc, and he leans in to snarl at you- Barbarian: I snarl back.

DM: As you sit around the fire, you hear a howling in the distance- Barbarian: I howl back. Bard: I just roll an attack if I wanna smack the barb, right?

DM: The moment you enter the crypt, you hear what sounds like crying down a hallw- Barbarian: [smashing his fists on the table] I. DM: Here we go. Barbarian: Cry. Barbarian: BACK.

fujiyosky

my top 3 Pixar films are Wall-E, Toy Story 3, annnnd probably Ratatouille. The Incredibles is Up there as well

tpfnewsdesk-deactivated20181216

These are not from alternate realities. These are Earth-1 stories.

Donald Trump has officially completed one full year as president, and holy moly what a year it’s been. You probably don’t even remember how much stuff really happened in the last year because mentally it’s felt like 20.

There are things we never imagined could happen during an American presidency. Remember “covfefe,” or when Trump indirectly called a nuclear weapon-wielding foreign dictator “short and fat,” or when Melania swatted his hand away, or when it was reported that the president needed daily briefings with a lot of pictures?

There’s no better indicator of the bizarre day-to-day developments of President Trump’s first year in office than reading the wonderful chyrons, the headline captions you see at the bottom of your screen during a news broadcast.

So rather than attempt to describe the past year, we picked out some of the best chyrons to illustrate just what a Twilight Zone-esque 365 days we’ve had.

thatblucat

abyss washers

games-frontier

Source

lackadaisycats

2018 so far. (This was a Patron reward drawing originally. It took on a life of its own.) ————————————— Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!

rogue-of-broken-time

Me: *hesitantly opens Mark’s Discord after hours of being away*

Me: *sees that “the-bathroom” has a little ⚠️ symbol by it*

Me: *hesitantly clicks*

Discord: This channel is NSFW. Do you agree that you are over the age of 18?

Me: *… hesitantly says “yes”, because I am of age*

The first thing I see:

markiplier

I’m so proud…

tenkaichibudokai

alannamode

A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar.

Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered). In the span of a year.

This child was a terrifying force of nature.