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Have you ever read Alan Ginsberg's 'Howl?'

Because if anyone knew the thoughts I'm having about you, I'd definitely be found guilty of obscenity

Have you read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair?

Because I'd like to expose you to the dirty secrets of my meat packing industry

Have you read Mary Shelly's Frankenstein?

Because you make my monster come to life

Have you read Great Expectations?

Come up to my attic and see why they call me "Miss Ravish 'em"

Excuse me miss, have you ever read Babe?

'Cause I'd like to give you a good porkin'

Excuse me sir, have you read Fantastic Mr. Fox?

Because I know a foxy lady who'd love to choke your chicken.

Excuse me miss, have you read Pinocchio?

Because I'd like to see you put on a donkey show.

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