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♥Female♥ ♥32♥ ♥ Lesbian♥ ♥ Happily engaged♥ ♥Cake and cookie Decorator and pastry Baker of a small local Bakery♥ ♥Supernatural, Sailor Moon, Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki fangirl♥ ♥Otherwise Boring♥

[kieraplease]

People on twitter are making collages of my cosplays and they’re so cute!! (Ig: kieraplease)

[90s90s90s]

[damnnlyssa]

if you fucked with crash then you know the anxiety these levels created

[saecredsun]

[little-diabinha]

Empress of Dancing Winds ahahaha

[mermaidbound-blog]

[thesmellofdustafterrain42]

Types of Xena episode

The Fun and Wacky™ •aphrodite is probably there •joxer is probably there •ridiculous sound effects •great Xena Gabrielle back and forth •xena makes funny faces for the majority of the episode •one of xena’s dopplegangers is there •also includes autolycus heists •and future aus

The War Episode •Ceasar is probably there •theres an entire Army that they somehow defeat using strategy •xena is fighting for 89% of the episode •bonus points if there’s a Small Village Xena has to defend against an army

The Cultural Appropriation Episode •it takes place somewhere other than Greece •A beautiful woman/shirtless man teaches Xena/Gabrielle some spiritual magic •interesting white savior overtones •"spirit fight" •bonus points if some none-Greek god shows up

The Deep Episode™ •Either Gabrielle or Xena has died/will die •flashback to an important moment in Xena’s past •bonus points if it’s a gay flashback •Xena and Gabrielle get into a fight •or they go on some sort of spiritual journey •Gabrielle is told at least once that her soul is pure and she is very powerful •Xena is told at least once that she is fighting a great darkness inside of her •at the end Xena tells Gabrielle something like “Gabrielle you are the light of my life” or “You are everything that’s good about me” •They have a gal pal moment

[aryousavvy]

Things that continually make me laugh in Xena/Uber fic

Xena is ridiculously more muscular than Gabrielle who’s petite in comparison…

GABRIELLE’S ARMS ARE BIGGER THAN XENA’S.

Butch Gabrielle is butch.

[chasing-asterion]

Headcanon: By then Gabrielle is strong enough that when Xena’s like “I’m gonna do the stupid thing!” Gabrielle just picks her up, throws her over her shoulder, and walks away. Xena’s just squirming and yelling the whole way home “Put me down! I am the Warrior Princess! Destroyer of Nations! This is not dignified!”

[rachandroll]

v dignified 

[brifigy-deactivated20180719]

This made my whole day

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BurkhartAdriana)

[kaiayame]

I kind of wish disney’s ~weird period~ had lasted longer. Like all of a sudden we were getting these films like lilo & stitch and Atlantis and the emperor’s new groove and treasure planet and they were so fun and DIFFERENT. Just thinking about what the pitches for those movies had to have been like is so surreal?? A little blue criminal alien crash lands on a Hawaiian island and gets adopted by two sisters dealing with social services that teach him about the value of family. An Inca emperor gets turned into a llama and john goodman helps him get back to his palace and one of the bad guys talks to squirrels. Treasure island but in SPACE. Like, on the surface, the premise for these films seem so random but they all TOTALLY WORKED IN REALLY GREAT WAYS??? idk I just really miss that early 2000s spark of offbeat creativity in Disney’s timeline.

[lierdumoa]

Okay but the history behind this is so interesting?

All these movies came from the Florida studio, which for a long time was a backup animation studio that did work the main Burbank studio didn’t have time for. 

Then in 1996 Disney decided to focus all their energy on transitioning to 3D animation. They acquired Pixar and started working on A Bug’s Life. 

They basically told the Florida studio (their only remaining full-time 2D animation studio) – “Eeeeeeh, do what you want.”

And the Florida studio, for the first time, got to produce feature films:

Mulan (1998)[27]

Tarzan (1999)[28]

John Henry (2000)[29]

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)[30]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)[31]

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Brother Bear (2003)

Then in 2004 Disney decided to stop producing 2-D feature films altogether. They closed down the Florida studio and laid off all the Florida Studio animators.

Many of whom then got hired by Dreamworks.

[ellen-a-book-reading-human-bein]

That. Explains. Everything.

[violetxpurple-deactivated201610]

Dude..

[lesbianrey]

did you know that in 1953 eisenhower issued an executive order which banned gay people from being employed in government

[lesbianrey]

and it was specifically to root out lesbians who enjoyed the job security of government work

[lesbianrey]

“To protect their careers, lesbian government workers moderated their behavior to avoid suspicion. They refused to socialize with other lesbians in public, attended social functions with gay men as their ‘dates,’ and carefully chose their wardrobes and makeup to project a feminine persona. Male employees who resented reporting to a female boss could trigger an investigation into her sexuality.” - Robert J Corber “Cold War Femme”

[palominogold]

this era was called the lavender scare and was both a direct result of mccarthyism and the classification of homosexuality as a mental illness during ww2. over 10,000 lesbians and gay men lost their jobs and as a result the daughters of bilitis (the first ever lesbian activist group in the u.s.) formed in order to protect themselves and gay men

[sergeant-grumbles]

Important history

[fozmeadows]

and it’s John Kerry’s apology for these events that was removed from the State Department website days after Trump took office  

[athenatheamazon]

[hasunohime]

Fucking PREACH

[mykicks]

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

[drarryking]

This is the saddest god damn thing I’ve read in awhile, mostly because I literally remember peeling my stickers off on my way home too for this reason 

[autumn-rains-give-me-life]

Two years ago in Budapest the organizers didn’t let anyone leave the place until we dropped all the rainbow flags into the trash cans and popped out the balloons, because people were waiting outside the cordons to get and beat us. Sadly the situation was so bad that even without the flags, we couldn’t leave for a good two hours after the event anyway. There were hundreds of people just waiting to be able to get home safely, but we simply couldn’t walk out of the place because of those assholes. In the end, the police made us leave in smaller groups via subway. They closed down the stations closest to ours, so we could avoid running into the people waiting us outside. This was in Budapest, in Europe, 2014. I hate this world we live in.

[thisisarebeljyn]

And this is why #heterosexualpride makes me so angry.

[peujeune]

I know this kid who was leaving Pride, trying so badly to rub off the rainbow paint on his cheek because his dad was abusive and didn’t know he was gay or at pride. I was on the bus with him and he was close to tears, he cheek red, and I had my make up bag and there was a packet of wet wipes, so I went up and sat next to him and helped him rub it off. We’ve been best friends ever since.

[edourado]

Heterosexual pride my ass

[sadtastical]

This is so fucking important. There are way too many human beings that are so ashamed of who they are because people just can’t accept diversity and it’s so sad. you can’t be fucking butt hurt when people celebrate minorities and people that have been suppressed, rather than groups that are wildly accepted and loved. Don’t try and take away from someone’s fucking happiness. Check. Your. Fucking. Privilege.

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[queeranne]

Let’s play a game called “how many hints do I have to drop til you ask me if I’m gay”

[blainehummel-s]

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

[little-diabinha]

Homophobes: Children deserve a mother and a father

Homophobes: *disown their LGBT children so they have neither*