parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*
me: *becomes irritated in response*
parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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@little-lost-freak
parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*
me: *becomes irritated in response*
parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence
what noise did she make
e-ZAAAH~~~~
I canât fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.
STOP IT
I canât even pretend for a second this isnât something I would do lol
I think it really sucks when you realise how alone you are because you only really talk to 1 maybe 2 people and when neither of them are available you kind of just lay there in bed hoping your phone will buzz with a text from them or something so you continuously check it and you try to distract yourself and then you get sad about how alone you really are
i dont wanna be on tumblr when we find out who wins the electionÂ
i was just going through my blog and re-discovered this post from 2012 and i canât believe itâs relevant again
baby animals blog
Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil
the harvest is bountiful this year
@youre-my-immortal, @high-emperor-wiked
deep texts on your dashboard
President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States
WOWÂ
So a couple of days ago I hit this huge milestone so I just wanted to take a moment to thank you all so much.Â
Making a comic has been such an incredible experience and itâs beyond me as to why so many people joined in on this adventure. I had no idea Rock and Riot would reach this readership when I started it last year, and Iâm thankful that Iâve been able to help so many people learn about themselves and others.
Iâve still got a while before this story ends, so I look forward to see where weâll go!
⼠⼠âĽ
Anyways, long story short, Iâll be giving away a couple of book sets to celebrate!Â
All you have to do is reblog this post! Iâll pick winners in 48 hours~ Â
I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a âI donât know how or why but I get you and you get me and Iâd be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you Iâll wallop themâ kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of donât give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.
You have to at least ship their friendship.
Itâs because Luna leaves him alone. Harry feels upset? Luna talks about her newest theory on whatever magical creature she believes exists. He feels down and depressed? Luna distracts him by talking about Amazon river spirits. Luna gives Harry what he needs, in that she reminds him he is not the center of the universe. Thatâs what he wants. Harry never wanted to be the savior of the Wizarding World. He never wanted any of it, and he hates that his parents died for a prophecy about him, and he hates thinking about his miserable childhood.
Everyone else keeps accidentally reminding Harry of who he has to be.
Luna is so absorbed in knowing she never once cares about his name as a legend. Heâs Harry, her nice friend who holds her shoes for her when she wants to walk barefoot in the woods so she doesnât startle the moss-people.And he never complains about her oddities, like so many people, and she appreciates that. And for him, sheâs Luna, the friend who just needs him to hold her shoes for her. Luna never wants anything from him but for Harry to hold her things and listen to her talk and give his own input to her theories, mad as they might be at times. When Harry is with Luna, itâs always these quiet, content moments. Sheâs a bit mad, yeah, but she gets him. And he gets her.
Harry will fight anyone who calls her âLoony Lovegoodâ. Even though she doesnât care, he does.
I just find this to be really uplifting âĽ
Jared â¤
i had a dream about fucking⌠vampire discourse on tumblr like;
âreminder that blood sucker is a slurâ
âvamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life youâre not part of the vamp communityâÂ
âsupport vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human bloodâ
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
âIf you only have two legs youâre human-passing and donât belong in the fantasy communityâ
âWhat about satyrs?â
âYou can wear shoesâ
âJust a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture youâre a piece of shitâ
âActually we donât mind because a lot of our culture comes from humansâ
âShapeshifters arenât valid because they can be human if they wantâ
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils arenât REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY đFAIRIES đCAN đMAKE đFAIRY đRINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form theyâre in. We donât stop being werewolves when weâre in human form, we donât stop being werewolves when weâre in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, Iâve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. Â I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. Â If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Â Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that âghostâ is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if youâre semicorporeal youâre a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies âneedâ to eat brains
some zombies canât eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies canât digest them
some zombies just donât like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT đ HOARD đ ITEMS đ UNLESS đ YOU đ A đ DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LETđSHIFTERSđINTOđTHEđCOMMUNITYđđđđ THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!đđđđđđđ
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONTđWEARđFLOWERđCROWNSđUNLESSđYOUđAREđAđWOODLANDđCREATURE
ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.
STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
dear clothing manufacturers:
make sleeves go all the way to the wrist
stop putting shelf bras in everything
make jeans for short people with big butts
make shirts out of anything more substantial than gossamer
stop putting hanger straps on everything, theyâre fn annoying and weâre disasters who donât use them anyway
fake pockets???!!? FAKE POCKETS??!!?
put pockets on everything i am serious
charge less than half what youâre currently charging for shorts
end âone size fits allâ forever
size womenâs clothing the way you size menâs clothing: with MEASUREMENTS
basically stop everything youâre doing and start over completely and donât be rude dusty dongs this time
* MAKE WHITE SHIRTS THAT ARE NOT SEE-THROUGH. MAKE ALL SHIRTS NOT SEE-THROUGH. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
- make shirts/dresses with buttons that DONâT HAVE GAPS WHEN WORN BY BIG BREASTED PEOPLE
MAKE SWEATERS THAT ARE ACTUALLY WARM AND NOT:
CROP TOP SWEATERS
SHORT SLEEVED OR ž LENGTH SWEATERS
SWEATERS MADE OF SPIDERWEBS AND FAIRY DUST
Waterbears can go without food or water for more than a decade. They can survive temperatures from zero to above the boiling point of water, pressure six times stronger than the deepest ocean trench, radiation hundreds of times higher than the fatal dose for a human, and the vacuum of space.
but everything comes at a price son of a bitch looks like a dick
Guys you donât know the half it. Tardigrades, or waterbears, (or moss piglets, how cute is that?) are the coolest things in the entire world. They pretty much live everywhere on earth, and all they do is amble around drinking water. But if their life is in danger, they shrivel up into this little raisin thing and they can survive practically anything. There was a piece of moss sitting dry in a museum for a century. Some scientists wetted the moss, and they woke back up. Just started drinking the water again. They have survived as near to absolute zero as science has allowed us to get. Theyâve woken up after being subjected to 6 times the radiation lethal to humans, even though they are about 3 millimeters in length on average. NASA sent them into orbit and they were released into the vacuum of space for ten days. They woke up. So what does this mean? Scientists believe this may help to prove the existence of live elsewhere in the universe, and how life came to Earth. If there are creatures that can survive the emptiness of space, whoâs to say an asteroid didnât carry some from one planet to ours?
still looks like a dick tbh
Disney Ladies + Science (&Â âScienceâ). Thanks to our followers for ideas.
Yes, textile engineer. Thatâs not a fashion designer in any way.
Youâve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs
she did a tad more than âdesignâ them