I am back just to write about the harbingers and some other stuff pestering me. Why? i dont know. I quit playing like a year ago, when natlan started (i no longer could rival my best friend in who could finish quests first but this is irrelevant) and oh my archons have they been FUMBLING.
Now my lovelies, I already hear the people being like "if you dont like it, dont play the game" or the classic "complain impact" this is a rant darling, I already quit, but I still get bombarded with videos on it, so here you have my own opinions about how genshin is now
Out of all the Harbingers, there are only seven survivors, they kill off HIGHLY anticipated characters that would easily get the cash rolling in, like dottore or capitano. Only a few harbingers remain alive and still actually WITH the fatui, which is insane. I did not like dottore, but he was a cool and much needed evil character. I am also dissapointed pantalone probably wont become playable either, they pretty much already put that in there. Which leaves only the rooster and the jester to become playable, though i doubt they ever will, the roosters model already suggested that and why would they make the last male (fully clothed dilf) playable? I did not mention sandrone because we already know she's gonna be playable unfortunatly.
And dont get me started on columbina. Did i like her character before nod krai? No, i found her eerie, which is exactly what narrative they fed us before nod krai. Now yeah, people have headcanons, but when even wanderer tells you to stay away, he portrays her as a dangerous individual who plays innocent.
So obviously that's what the entire fandom expected. But no, we got the cute waifu who is just misunderstood by everyone around her. Which leads me to another irritation. With each update, you slowly saw the amount of male characters drop each in each nation, but it really reached a low in natlan of three, but it doesnt really feel like that either given one was simply added after the archon quests, which in my opinion, isnt a great move, you dont get to know them aswell, they dont feel like they're relevant to the plot (i had the same with chiori). And the girls follow mostly the same guidelines. Big tits, short skirts/dresses and sexy animations. Now fan service isnt inherently a bad thing, but it does get repetetive when it all follows the same principle. Just look at poor escoffier or varesa
I find them both quite cute, however the button placement of the top buttons really wasnt needed, nor did the weird tail or the skirt what almost shows her coochie. Same issue with varesa on that one, her fighting style is just... no, nor is her body type. They made a new model just so they could add bigger boulders and thick thighs, woah. Spoiler alert, you aint never finding a 'chubby' person with a waist like that. Now there are rare cases, but come on. Its also just the design, like that is NOT a wrestler, that is just a cow girl with her but cheeks out.
Sandrone's downfall also needs to be studied because WDYM we went from this
To this
And now to that ugly cryo version. Skirt keeps getting shorter, bigger tits, kawaii eyes which are slightly droopy, im calling it now, shes gonna act like a tsundere for the traveler.
But on the bright side, being delusional about venti for 4 years really paid off HEHEHEJEHWHEQTBAJATJWYJAGJYYJJT AAAAGHGHGH, strongest archon indeed omg i love him so much, i still live and breathe venti. Anywho, this is probably the last i ever wrote for genshin, maybe even at all. Goodbye my lovelies, hope yall enjoyed the show that was my fics three years ago.