think i’m gonna get on the mediterranean diet (14 cigarettes and 5 espressos while sitting all day in front of a café)

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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think i’m gonna get on the mediterranean diet (14 cigarettes and 5 espressos while sitting all day in front of a café)
Disney’s Pencil Test for Frozen (2013)
I don’t think Disney is aware that their movies look so much better in two dimensions
That comment reminds me of another comment for which I can’t recall the source; paraphrased, “The best CGI now will always look outdated ten years from now, but awesome drawings will always look like awesome drawings.”
Also it was…not the best CGI
when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb
Me waking up in the morning: Mm bed soft and comfy
Me refusing to go to bed at a reasonable hour at night: Mm screen bright and funny
Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?
it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??
(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)
To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American
If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent
LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT
behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss
they call this a pyramid scheme i think
Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.
It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?
Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.
This is fine.
And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…
Ha ha…
Ha.
Hm.
Fuck.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!
This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.
Good times.
My latest cross stitch finish, a cowboy bee on 18ct opalescent aida.
Pollen ain't gonna dispense itself! 🤠🐝
Hannah Gadsby.
[ Photo ID: A clip from a show where Hannah Gadsby talks about her experience with a quest. Each photo is a snapshot with subtitles. The transcript is as follows, “But I- A couple of years ago a man came up to me after my show. He had an opinion. Now in the show, is spoken about taking antidepressant medication, and he had an opinion on that. Now interestingly is also spoken about how unhelpful unsolicited advice is in a mental health plan… he mustn’t have heard that bit. He said ‘You shouldn’t take medication because you’re an artist. It’s important that you feel.’ He said, ‘If Vincent Van Gogh had have taken medication, we wouldn’t have the sunflowers.’ I never ever ever thought that my art history degree would come in handy. I tore that man a new college debt sized arsehole. I said, 'Good opinion, mate. Except that he did medicate. He self-medicated a lot. He drank a lot. He even nibbled on his own paints. He didn’t just paint sunflowers, he did write a few portraits of psychiatrists. Not even random ones. Psychiatrists who were treating him. And medicating him. And there’s one particular portrait of one particular psychiatrist, and he’s holding a flower, and it isn’t a sunflower. It’s a foxglove. And that foxglove forms part of a medication that Van Gogh took for epilepsy. And that derivative of the foxglove medi-fucking-cation.’ I must have skipped a dose that day because I was feeling. 'The derivative of the foxglove, of you overdose a bit, you know what happens? You can experience the color yellow a little too intensely. So perhaps we have sunflowers precisely because Van Gogh medicated. What do you honestly think, mate?’ I said. 'That creativity means you must suffer? That’s the burden of creativity? Just so you can enjoy it? Fuck you, mate. If you like sunflowers so much, buy a bunch and jerk off into geranium.’ ” End ID ]
POV: Ethel brings you a leaf
do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???
One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
using the new editing abilities on the Facebook messenger for a good cause
what emotion is this supposed to make me feel because goddamn this is a lot of emotions and i cannot tell what they are
“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”
[muffled screaming]
“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”
Food locating sensors triggered
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