A Little Alouette

Aspiring connoisseur of all things beautiful and deadly. I'm 15, from Colorado, and I love photography and other ventures that have nearly gotten me killed. Sometimes, I wish I had friends, but then I realize men and women alike are backstabbing, selfish bitchfaces.

[dojakatt]

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

[mysharona1987]

Court artist’s depiction of Darren Wilson’s official testimony.

[shesaware]

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

[burgertwink-blog]

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

[hipster-trichster]

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

[breakfastburritoe]

do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy

[8lackrom]

tips on writing essays:

skip the title! You can always come back to it

skip the intro! It can often be the hardest part

skip all the body paragraphs

skip the conclusion

skip the whole fucking essay fucking do it who gives a shit 

[bowtieblackbird]

I found this at the supermarket today.

[a-lonely-timelord-deactivated20]

THE LABEL SAYS “MYCKET LITEN FISK” WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “VERY SMALL FISH” I’M DYING

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[fangirl-helpline]

This is the only description of bisexuals I will accept.

[paatroklos]

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

[leupagus]

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

[timelordshavetwohearts-deactiva]

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

[old-manrupee]

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

[ffuwaffuwa]

I only have 4 moods:

fuck this

fuck that

fuck me

fuck you

[tres13]

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

fuck yeah

fuck no

fuck my life

fuck everything

[istehlurvz]

and don’t forget the inevitable 

fuck it

[saidbhinluch-deactivated2024040]

and for those who have just given up

fuck

[pickyourheartupoffthefloor]

this is beautiful

[communismkills]

They posted my mother’s credit card number.

Someone tell me, again, what my mother’s credit card has to do with me?

[bloodhooof]

someone pay my tuition with mrs. communismkills credit card

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[littlealouette]

No. This is horrible. Look, I don't approve of anything I've heard she's done—and right now, I can't really learn about the situation for myself, since her blog is filled with this poor girl BEGGING people to stop harassing her MOTHER—but how can tumblr condone this sort of shit? This isn’t fucking noble. 

This is like bombing the shit out of the middle east, actually. It’s so far-reaching and so blinded by hate it solves nothing at all.

Does this fix things, or does it just make you feel better about yourself, you little bitch? There’s nothing in the world she could have said that would make this okay. 

You're just bullying her. Looking to make a productive change in the world? TRY AGAIN.

[fakeandinspace]

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

[theoryofwar]

Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[rock10zxa]

[underworldfire]

I will reblog anytime I see this

[gold-kushkloudz]

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

MEEEE

[pomeranian2]

[croutoncat]

i’ve got like 2 friends maybe 2.5

[maliciousmelons]

her face is like “bet you fuckers never heard that one before”

[farmyarm-deactivated20170828]

wait is the squirrel the accomplice the weapon or the husband’s partner