Life

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[fflittermouse]

Imagine:

Earth gets the beetles back, fixes the dimming sun, and slowly starts to recover. The astronauts who carried out the fatal mission are gone, surely, either due to coma complications or starvation, but their sacrifice saved the Earth. They were heroes.

Many years later, Earth picks up an approaching object. It’s not a comet nor space debris, but a spaceship.

An alien spaceship.

Space agencies manage to make radio contact as they approach. A musical hum, like three chords played on top of one another. Then:

“You are all a staggering waste of carbon.”

…

Where have they heard that before?

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[acanfullofspiders]

once a teacher always a teacher

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[sadgeniuslab]

once upon a night, a certain cowboy had an unforgettable night with the most wanted outlaw in the wild, wild west 🌵

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[prophetic-writer]

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

[hellsquills]

Writing Tip

Neither do i

[eviliens]

Unreliable everyone

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[polarity-disturbed]

cat before you adopt it at the pound

[starrose17]

He's literally doing this:

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[jaybeep-deactivated20140530]

Aw the giant bird is pretty weird but it’s done! 

[shallow]

!!! ahhh so good

[onlymetalmolars]

Recently switched to Clip Studio Paint and I drew some Rocky’s for practice.

[mergreze-art]

everytime I enter a fandom someone gets monstrified

[prokopetz]

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Not to put too fine a point on it but Fat is a macronutrient. Like you need a lot more mass of it every day than all the vitamins combined. Like haha funny post but no really Fat is a nutrient yes your body is craving vitamin grease.

[asteroidtroglodyte]