Little Gremlin

Andy. They/Them. 24. Been here since 2011. Wig fanatic. Psych BA. Cheese lover. ER scribe. Midwest. Leo. IG: Strawberrymilksteak Twitter: goblinnnking

[voltaspistol]

[greelin]

buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

[sweatermuppet]

i hate you debt i hate you credit i hate you loans i hate you rent i hate you widely accepted & legalized extortion of necessities

[funnytwittertweets]

[pidoop]

me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

[shinelikethunder]

[airborneranger63]

6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*

Parents: no one will marry u if u do that

[toastbutteregg]

look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy

[buttpoems]

[librarycard]

please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store

[ninakaina]

my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground

[nicky-pink]

Blur “Girls & Boys”, Glastonbury 1994[x]

[sandaime]

he take a sippy

[bukomoon]

"Opalescence" by Boucheron — transformable betta fish pendant/ear cuff with rose gold accents and an opal cabochon, photo via Instagram

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[knifefightscene]

Wow i hope all landlords in the world die

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

[milfholder]

men invest in large pickup trucks to make themselves look smaller and cuter in comparison