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ampervadasz

back-that-sass-up

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

docteryn

I would be dead

southernsideofme-deactivated201

catchymemes

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

desmondsprettyface

So I looked up the whole story and, as the BBC reports:

athenasdragon

I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:

“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times

“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal

“you asshole im crying now” –NPR

“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen

rabioheab-deactivated20200416

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”

sexanax

madeupmonkeyshit

memorydatas

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

memorydatas

for context:

dragonquestv

an-actual-lion-deactivated20200

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

lesbian-toddhoward

Night in the Museum: here’s a spooky mummy!! oooh!

10 y/o me: haha he’s ugly watch

Night in the Museum: [ mummy unmasks himself to reveal a twenty-something year old Rami Malek ]

10 y/o me:

stupidpussy

great post but this reads exactly like the cereal guy meme

lesbian-toddhoward

you broke me

lindsaychrist

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

strawberryzachary

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

lindsaychrist

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

broken-sunbeams

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

lindsaychrist

i literally said what it was

troyesivan

this post is such a fucking mess

omega-level-negro

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

lindsaychrist

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

arianagrandesource

kintatsujo

Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

plenoptic07

Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It’s like people are unique individuals…..or something………….

kintatsujo

An amazing and revolutionary concept

indigo-night-wisp

When people ask me, “Why do you want to adopt teenagers?” I always answer, “Because you asked like that.”

I’m real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine.

“They’ll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They’ll be aged out of the system.”

There’s no aging out of family, Marvin.

“They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won’t listen to you?”

Then I guess I’ll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley.

“You want to adopt problem children then?”

All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you’re not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids.

tearyourcurtainsdown

Hey I’m so glad this post is picking up

gaynehollander

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.