[en-theos]

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

[sunlitsuggestions]

someone who loves you just told a sweet story about you. someone else just saw your favorite food in the store and almost bought it even though you’re far away. someone walked past your house and thought the garden looked nice. you are never as alone as you feel

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[striders]

obsessed with the way people on google are spelling “auf wiedersehen”

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[catchymemes]

[authorbettyadams]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for

property damage….

[likorys-shimenawa]

I mean, you couldn’t plan it if you tried, so it’s a genuine accident. And also a freaky one - like throwing a coin and it landing on its side.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the actor who played the dwarf Gimli in the Lord of the Rings, John Rhys-Davies, was taller than any of his fellow castmates. His height is 1.85 m

[realitytvshow]

[kansasjustgotgayer]

[wadey-wilson]

[eropandasennin]

Alongside Atlantis this is also one of the most underrated Disney movies out there.

[joner]

not feeling like jacking off :/

[dankmemeking]

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[justnoodlefishthings]

POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

[0iqgremlin]

[jasonhorton]

More awkward stuff 

[slutstain]

U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[cometcrystal]

excuse you

[furbearingbrick]

“this is an OUTRAGE!”