NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

Nothing makes sense and I can't seem to find any logic behind anything anymore

[neilcicierega]

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[monkey-network]

[midnaxlink]

What about this

[80s-addict]

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution

[porterr-robinson]

[im-the-batmann]

[demilypyro]

[versacethotty]

[fireferetsgem]

Top Ten Anime Betrayals

[duplexide]

The bizarre line delivery in the Invader Zim pilot is severely underrated 

[worldsmostautisticdogboy-deacti]

Whats the matter? Scared of

beens???

SPACE BOI?

nonsense. i love beans

I Love Them

[bobacupcake]

i [23m] gave my girlfriend [21f] my discord password and she used it to hack into my account to change my theme from dark theme to light theme the new age of cyber crimes is here

[toastyboobs]

[bobacupcake]

anyways my favorite replies to this are the ones asking why im 23 meters tall and my girlfriend is 21 feet tall

[lgbttiktoks]

Demon boyfriend

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [I’m going to summon a demon boyfriend and this here’s why. Demons have signed a contract with the dark lord Satan. This means they’re not afraid of commitment. This is already a step above men. Further, demons are from hell and I will be going to hell because I am gay. And I bet that means they already have a house, a nice job, a pension, a 401k. Sign me up. This last one is purely aesthetic but most demons have wings and horns. Your man, could never.]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[laughconfetti]

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

[eschaton-the-imminent]

Same energy

[nikadd]

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Omg 😂

[pseudo-seraphim]

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

[baker-p-i]

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

[the-blonde-issue]

Here for the sensitive masculinity and broody femininity sm love

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

As best I can tell, the back of the doll box’s text reads: RICHARD is a handsome, wealthy widower who cannot seem to get over the loss of his first wife … until you came along! His kids are now Your Little Step Children, who you feel conflicted about to say the least. Richard’s silences are full of sorrow; he has a void in his heart that perhaps you can fill. He just has to accept that his first wife is gone … or is she?

[just-rhys-things]

This is perfect and just how (some) kids are. At that age, I was scripting murder cases for headless Barbies who’d been killed so their Pokemon could be free from their trainers. Good times.

It’s the drama~ I would’ve bought the stepkid dolls

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fresh-and-hot-tiktoks]

"So we got a new rug.... our cat dosen't approve lmaoooooo"

[badsciencejokes]

Love the puns from Pun Hub

[thenatsdorf]

Cockatoo socializing with veterinary staff. 

[figuringoutlifenstuffs]

How I socialize