Het Hoefde Niet, Maar Ik Deed Het Toch.

She/her. Adult. Pfp@jun-hug

[oneheadtoanother]

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[littlemouseonthewall]

You know what, I might just go and see the fireworks actually

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[tinamybeloved]

gay judgement

[tinamybeloved]

gay confusion

[tinamybeloved]

gay euphoria

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[ominous-signs]

Local McDonald’s has some kind of internal initiative called the Restaurant Employee Advancement Program and for all I know it’s perfectly benign but the result is that there are a bunch of signs behind the counter with lists of names that all say “REAP: WHO WILL BE NEXT?”

Official ominous program

[barbiegirldream]

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously

[oaluz]

[deramin2]

That bird is so excited to play the harp.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[michameinmicha]

There are posts for explaining your url but i want one for blog title, so ill just make one myself:

Reblog this and tell us in the tags what your blog title means!

[byronicjamie]

^this

[littlemouseonthewall]

Actually no I’m already a mess, seasonal depression seems to have come early this year. And now the clocks are gonna go back too. I’m so fucked.

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[shqrimp]

of fucking course

[nonbinary-octopus]

do you like your pet to sleep on you?

yes and I will not move til they get up of their own accord

yes but I will move them if I need to get up

yes but only for a bit because they make my limbs fall asleep/I have to shift

no they're too big/heavy

no they're not allowed on the furniture

no that's gross

no for other reasons

I don't have pets (but if I did it would be yes)

I don't have pets (but if I did it would be no)

Voting ended onJul 7, 2025

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy