those damn ants dodging the waves

I like bugs and bugs love being in my house | he/they

[the-reynolds-pamphlet]

what a beautiful little man

[strayknight]

i have a very controversial deltarune theory about what the knight really is.

[strayknight]

2007 honda civic hatchback

[dailyquests]

Decrease the Increase.

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

Find out whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft.

[judgejudyofficial]

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[thai-gl-polls]

Pick one:

I'm Friendly 🙂

Do Not Pet 🤚

I'm Nervous 😵‍💫

Margaritaville 🍹

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[ezekiel13]

Whenever I text someone happy birthday I always have to double check and then I panic and worry that I’ve somehow gotten their birthday wrong this year and I read the date wrong on the messages from last year and my calendar is wrong. #Normal

[amalgamcorps]

i uh.. um.. i have to go... sorry

*flies away forever*

[mndvx]

we had Ncuti Gatwa as Dr Who and the show fumbled him harder than anyone has ever fumbled anything in the history of the world never forget that and never ever forgive russell t davies for that

[parkayquarts]

me when im on the titanic and im pushing my way through the crowd to get on one of the lifeboats

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[dogpuppy]

[toroidalearthtruther]

there seems to be a fundamental disagreement between microwave oven manufacturers and the producers of microwave meals over whether the customer should know the wattage of their microwave or if such details should be abstracted away from them

[charl0ttan]

party rock is in the house tonight

everybody just kill a random guy

[mint-swirl]

and we gon’ make him lose his life

we just wanna kill you

[mysillycomics]

[maja-paja]

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

[eldritch-scrapyard]

*remembers I'm agnostic" I don't know who to thank for breasts