TM 09

Be kind. It’s easy not to hate.

[littlepissboyman]

God forbid a white boy channel the Holy Ghost 🙄

[littlepissboyman]

Every time I go on social media, I get an hour in and go “I don’t wanna do this anymore” and leave because it sucks lmao

[littlepissboyman]

[charl0ttan]

five cool ways to chill out this summer and one batshit way that just might be crazy enough to work

[littlepissboyman]

#fanfic titles be like

[sealsdaily]

Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[quasi-normalcy]

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[honestloverboy]

[garbuge]

oh another fun buddhism thing, bugs are in a kind of purgatory, where it's very difficult to accrue enough karma to reincarnate out of the bug realm, so when you see a bug you're supposed to say a prayer for it to help it gain karma. also, i say a lot of prayers for my cats, because they are so selfish and badly behaved that i'm almost certain they're going to be reincarnated as dust mites or something.

[depsidase]

[littlepissboyman]

Hi!

I want to show the video of your cat being trapped in the upside aquarium to my mom who obvious doesn’t need to see my tumblr. Is it posted anywhere else on the internet?

Thanks!

Yeah! I have it posted on rednote right here

http://xhslink.com/a/eSRM6cVD04A9

http://xhslink.com/a/eSRM6cVD04A9

[byjove]

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

[dragon-in-a-fez]

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

[byjove]

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

[tanagran]

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk is NOT trapped

[littlepissboyman]

More pictures of the kitties!

Wunk is Ency, and she is very good car

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

We are powerfuckers here, we are jackhammer dickfuckers and we have high powered powerfucking capabilities

[littlepissboyman]

How’s the power scaling in this fandom?

[duckdotcom]

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*