Little Blue Green Planet

[disgustinggf]

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

[charlesoberonn]

[silvergryphon]

Things that make me happy:

The realization that somewhere, in-universe, there’s some audio tech who had t design Darth Vader’s voice.

I mean- Palpatine oversaw all the aspects of Vader’s suit development, right? Which naturally includes his voice since Vader’s vocal cords got pretty darn crisped.

So some audio tech not only had to design the new voice for Darth Vader, the Emperor’s terrifying new right hand and enforcer, but probably had to go to planning meetings with and get feedback from Palpatine.

Palpatine: No. Up the bass. I want his voice to rumble through you like a thunderstorm on Kamino. 

Palpatine: Also give him just a bit of a Coruscanti accent. He’s gotta sound cultured and intimidating.

Palpatine: And up all the input. Darth Vader must not sound like he’s mumbling.

Palpatine: And put a shield on the microphone. We can’t have him popping all his plosives, that’s just going to drive me crazy.

[silvergryphon]

Update: I have been informed by @diaryofawriter that our hapless Audio Technician’s name is Chad, and he’s a little bit crazy.

Boss: “WTF are you doing, chad?” Chad: “Designing Darth Vader’s voice.” Boss: “WHY IS THAT BREATHING PLAYING ON A LOOP?!?” Chad: “freaky, yeah?” Boss: *did not sign up for this* “YOU’RE A PSYCHO, CHAD”

[shadowmaat]

Chad just goes to town on this project. If the Emperor wants Vader’s voice to be extra, might as well make it EXTRA.

He adds in subharmonics so that just the sound of Vader breathing makes people uneasy. And that feeling gets worse when he actually talks. Do something with the audio encoding so it sounds like Vader’s voice is coming from all around you. He’s standing right in front of you, but you also can’t shake the feeling that he’s right behind you and breathing down your neck.  When in doubt, ADD MORE BASS.

If he could give Vader’s voice a cape he would, but he settles for a little reverb.

[eorzean-cabbage]

My bank account has $20 in it because Gas Be Like That, and while I get paid next week, just in case, I’ll be happy to draw a little doodle of your OC per one (1) Ko-Fi!

Something like this.

[littlewolfreclaimed]

Hey! This is some good people right here. If anyone has a couple dollars to spare, why not throw them in this direction?

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[carrionbeast]

Halloween is almost over. You know what that means!

MOTHER

FUCKIN

HANUKKAH 

SEASON

YEAH!

[phycorb]

To all my Jewish followers: Happy Hanukkah!!

[ambivalencerelations]

>Hannukah season

I… I approve.

[pepperstrawberry]

To any of my followers that are jewish, I hope you have a happy Hanukkah! X3 (a bit early if what i’m looking up is correct… but if christmas is allowed this far back, then sure as shotting so should Hanukkah. X3 )

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hyperbali]

every commissioner who tips their artist is an angel unto this earth

[toshio]

[spadefish]

[northerncricket]

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

[bettyfrancis]

[starlit-mansion]

Me articulating all the flaws in a piece of media & enjoying it anyway

[handicat]

Drrp sniper

[littlewolfreclaimed]

LOOK. AT. THAT. BLEP!

[maiina]

Keith: ‘‘It looked different in the picture…’‘

[littlewolfreclaimed]

@thesizeofthefight

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[letteredlettered]

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

[stellarsappho]

I sang the whole thing

[graysea]

Happy ace week!!

Feel free to use as icons, just credit back if you do! 

[hezenkoss]

knifeturian.jpg

[atheistj]

Incorrect Tolkien quotes

[artist-formally-known-as-xazz-d]

I legit don’t know how this is an incorrect quote

[littlewolfreclaimed]

I thought this was gonna be a TAZ thing because Taako would absolutely say this.