we sing we dance we kattobing

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[ankle-beez]

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

[seracadash]

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that

[mousegirlheart]

why do they have the same hairline

[thanook]

why is vegeta scared of peanut

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[cutecipher]

Gave them a turkey club

[kaijuno]

[princemolder]

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

[rainia]

have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[lesbianralzarek]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”

[baharrothbluu]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt

[mevil]

[mintypsii]

HELP?

[campyvillain]

i cant stop thinking of the gif of the kiwi jumping around its so funny the way that thing moves like gravity doesn’t care about it it just prances wildly and freely it falls over but it doesn’t care it just keeps moving and having fun and just keeps hopping and the party never stops it’s legitimately one of my favorite pieces of media on the internet the joy it brings me is unbridled

[campyvillain]

look at it again

[mixsethaddams]

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

[unidentifiedwhistlingobject]

fucking relatable master yupa

[puppygirl-hornyposting]