a big ol humdinger

I'm gonna have a panic attack and I'm gonna leave.

[remanence-of-love]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[mysortofstar]

does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[swagophile]

Other useful trueisms about coolness

People who think theyre cool generally are not

Cool people are also broadly actually not cool deep down

There's no such thing as a cool person. We are all dogs fighting for scraps

Soon this world will be given a new purpose. The existing social structures we know will crumble and collapse

All of you will succumb to my will.

[the-haiku-bot]

There’s no such thing as

a cool person. We are all

dogs fighting for scraps

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sophsun1]

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman & John Lounsbery

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[garrett-hannah]

Garrett "green flag" Graham 💚💚💚💚💚

[beachluvinmusicfan]

Love this set 💗

[pmamtraveller]

Strikingly lifelike mid-13th century sculptures by the anonymous sculptor known as the Naumburg Master

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[pmamtraveller]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[pmamtraveller]

A Forest by Gustav Klimt

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[pmamtraveller]

Winged Victory of Samothrace, Louvre