lesbian cowboy vampires save me

she mountain on my dew till i baja blast she/they; 20s the most specialist lesbian

[lizard-breath2]

crop dusting everyone on the Yellowstone boardwalk cause it already smells like rotten eggs

[lizard-breath2]

the large drink at amc is fucking huge I usually share this with someone I feel like a miniature

[lizard-breath2]

EVERYONE GO SEE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE NOW I NEED A SHE RA MOVIEEEEE

[curecraft]

[anyataylorjoys]

The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye

[the-polyhedron]

You just hate me because I have more iNat observations than you. You’re seething with jealousy over my research grade mountain chickadee. Positively malding over my white-fringed weevil. Tearing your hair out over my mule deer. God it’s really over for you. Idiot.

[saucefunk]

whatever. go my belial

[lizard-breath2]

Why the hell were neon trees doing sound checks when I was taking an exam fuck those hipsters I’m gonna fail

[unfilstrofco]

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

[lizard-breath2]

dad forgot the word non-binary and called them non-denominational

[everydaywomble]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! the thing. ❄️🌨️🗻🗻🚁🚁🔫🐕🐾🐾🏘️🧍🧍🐕‍🦺🐶🧍🧍🏘️🚁🤠🇳🇴💀🥀🧊🧊🚁🔪🛌🐕🏠🐕🐕🐕🛑🧠🫀🫁👁️🦴🦷🦠🔥🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🎒🌨️❄️✋🧎✋🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🔥🔥🚙🧍🧍🐕🪓🚁🪓📻📻🪓🩸🅰️🅾️🆎🅱️🛋️ 🩸🩸🕶️🔫🧑‍🔬🔥🔥💉❄️❄️👖❄️❄️🧨🧨🫀☠️💪💪👄🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥👤🕷️😧🔥🔥🪢🩸🧵🪡😎👍🌿😮🩸🩸🩸👁️🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🕶️⚰️☠️🔥🧊❄️🌨️🛸🧨🧨🧨💀🧍🍾🧍

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[shanebuffys]

Just saw Forbidden Fruits (2026)

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[lizard-breath2]

I can’t believe the evil dead is playing at amc right when I’ll be camping I’m gonna kill the other campers