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[jaesawalth]

nhlbruins 2026-27 Schedule Release 🐻🏒

ig 26.7.16

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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Voting ended onJul 10

[national-rail]

hello tall girlies remember when getting up at the end of a long journey that there might be a luggage rack above your head

[gwenfrankenstien]

everybody follow me down the old woman yuri rabbithole

[gwenfrankenstien]

nobody followed me do i gotta do everything myself around here.

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[clytemnestraaa]

i do love that everyone in the heatriv universe other than shane and ilya has a lesbian sister. there’s an entirely different l-word series occurring adjacently to this one we just never hear about it because it’s not relevant to the journey. i actually think shane and ilya getting outed should have resulted in a spartacus type scene where every player in the nhl says “i have a lesbian sister”

[capitanpoops]

the Nice Family

[commodorecliche]

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

[commodorecliche]

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[michaelnordeman]

Eurasian bullfinch/domherre. Värmland, Sweden (19 April 2019).

[herne]

[ticklefighthockey]

I saw someone’s tags comparing the hudson peleton ad to the daniel craig vodka ad and this is so spiritually true and correct. the allure of a guy with masc of center vibes revealing that he can and will get a little fruity with it. and he’ll enjoy the hell out of it

[transfedorov]

when is it my turn to be happy

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to live this far west holy shitttttttttt

[lizard-in-hat]

i like heated rivalry a whole lot but i cringe deeply at the idea of professional hockey players who speak like therapists. these are unexamined men who do not possess that much emotional intelligence

[grumfy]

i did watch project Hail Mary but more importantly i read the book in 2021 and had a fruitless 1 minute 30 second search for alien porn about the main alien and the main guy and found none so #whatever

[specialagentartemis]

In honor of the news today