Hummelchen ^.^ @lizardbumblebee - Tumblr Blog

the-big-mood

wizardshark

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

sexshopshenanigans

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

astrangefestive

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

ty-bayonet-betteridge

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

jeremysknoxes

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

asteroidtroglodyte

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

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almost there!

sociallyodd260

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

snarky-wallflower

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

rarestsparkle

this chapter of my life is called “I don’t know what the fuck is going on but I promise I’m trying really hard”

wholesome-animal-images

@wholesome-animal-images

sandmandaddy69

trying-to-bring-joy

Behold, a dragon.

sighinastorm

WILDLY SUCCESSFUL MAGPIE

frozenwolftemplar

He makes all the girls swoon

thesunpersists

teh-nos

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

renee561

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

evilphrog

allpiesforourown

noodles-07

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

heroineimages

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

noodles-07

this person wins everybody else go home

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lunarhaze

This is all I want in life

homunculus-argument

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

homunculus-argument

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.

Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.