Untitled For Now

I'm Lizzy. I hope you're having a wonderful day. I promise I reblog more than just animals.

[capacity]

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

Big Breasted Babe Gets The Creampie Of A Lifetime Ending Explained

[catchymemes]

[the2headedcalf-archive]

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

[urlocalchangeling]

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón

[generic-dumb-bitch]

[tundrakatiebean]

[dorothygale]

[sandersstudies]

I am not kidding when I say if you’re under 21, keep returning to and trying foods you dislike on your own terms.

My palate changed so much during my teen years that I can name a dozen foods that were disgusting when I was a freshman and I eat regularly now.

Don’t get me wrong, I still dislike some foods, and nobody should pressure you to try things you don’t like, but trying different preparations of foods as you get older may surprise you. A child’s palate is radically different from an adults’, even if you are sensitive to textures and tastes.

[mahoganydesk]

Keep trying stuff well into adulthood. I hated avacado in any form until I turned 30. Still hate mushroom texture but the flavor is good. Never could wrap my head around eating eel until I took a sushi making class and was like, fuck it, why not. If you're in the mood to try and the opportunity presents itself, give it a try. If you don't like it, spit it out and get something you do like.

[eggthegoldie]

LAVA SNAIL LAVA SNAIL LAVA SNAIL

[radioheadbf]

cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

[ocean-time]

Alternate ending: *smack smack smack*

[thebloodisthelife]

A few cartoons that featured POC leads. Feel free to add any others that you know of!

[cyberthot666]

[teethcult]

[nessynoname]

SCIENCE TUMBLR, EXPLAIN!

[kedreeva]

Hello that is a touch lamp and basically it uses something called capacitors to turn off and on. Capacitors in touch lamps store charges and when those charges are altered, they activate an oscillator responsible for turning the lamp off and on.

Humans have what is called body capacitance; we can store tiny electrical charges in our bodies and use them to activate touch sensors (which is why your phone's touch screen works, too, and why it won't work if you're wearing cloth gloves that aren't conductive), for example, altering the charge in a capacitor like the one in this lamp.

The cat doesn't have enough body capacitance to set this lamp off, but it IS conductive enough to relay a human's charge. So when the human makes contact with the conductive bare skin of the cat's nose, their charge travels through the cat to the lamp through their toe bean, activating the lamp. Fur is not conductive, so it won't do it when the human just pets the cat.

[mercifulangel]

what did they mean by this...

[gordon-freeman-official]

>looking for a new church

>ask the church if their god is crunchy or chewy

>girl doesnt understand

>i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is crunchy and what is chewy

>she laughs and says "its a good god sir"

>its chewy

[vulgarette]

would you fuck the mailman for mail

[cowboy]

Are you not supposed to

[cetitanhasmoved]

[seabassapologist]

[antifaobito]

how is being married to an anime man any different than a nun being married to jesus 🧐

[konnada]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

remembering what i was like in the past

[afronick-deactivated20180412]

using those memories to shape yourself into a better person

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[injuries-in-dust]

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.

[ruusverd]

I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It's tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you're a man, all you men know what I mean. It's so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them.

14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know.

[violetsandshrikes]

washington zoo has had it's first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry

congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)

[elladobdelapupa]