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this blog reflects countless hours of boredom, fascination, and procrastination. [[sidebar image not mine]]

[hexensaber]

My friend Chris bought a 12 pound bag of peach rings and won’t put it down.

[theweirdwideweb]

the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s an important baker right here

[helium-argon-co2]

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i was reading an article about how some professional clowns are afraid IT is going to cause business issues, and this one guy came forward to say he didn’t think it’d be a big deal and everything from his statement to description sounds like something made up for a tumblr shit post:

“‘A load of the folks who say ‘this is terrible for the industry’ have been clowning for about five minutes – they’ve not been through this before,’ says Ian Williams, honorary secretary of Clowns International, which claims to be the world’s oldest clown organisation. ‘It’s not going to kill off clowning. [The TV miniseries adaptation of It, starring Tim Curry] came out 27 years ago. I was clowning then, I’m still clowning now.’”

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i’m sharing this again because this guy is possibly my hero he’s seen it all and does not give a fuck

he was clowning then and he’s clowning now

[d0wn2cl0wn-blog]

hes still clowin around

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

need a shirt that says “clowning then” on the front and “clowning now” on the back

[sagihairius]

can’t stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got

[daglout]

Elaborate

[sagihairius]

so when freaky friday came out my family was OBSESSED like we rented it to the point where we decided to buy it but we couldn’t find a copy anywhere until we got one at a gas station on the edge of town. immediately we brought it home and turned it on. we couldn’t figure out how to turn the subtitles off but we loved it so much so we didn’t care. until a few minutes in. gradually the subtitles stopped matching the actual dialogue and at first it was like casual conversation that we didn’t think anything of then it started saying like “get in the car” and “they’ll never find you” and all this weird shit. we kept reading out of curiousity but then the sound cut out and it made a hissing noise. there was a deep voice that said “where’s bob” which is my dad who wasn’t home at the time so my mom hopped up and threw that fucker out

this didn’t stop our love so we bought another at walmart and didn’t have a problem

[thebestoftumbling]

[frogmp3]

my body: i need fruits and vegetables… please i’m begging you

me: you want bread? i got you some bread

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

little bit of bread, little bit of cube, little bit of spice. 

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

and buddy? thats dinner

[gavlan-deactivated20180830]

thats just a crouton bud

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

damn right

[hyruviandoctor]

Remember to pray for the brave astronauts who have to go set the sun on fire again tomorrow after the moon kills it

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is a good cat

[russianinternet]

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[wasteyourlife]

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

[dykedekuremade]

Planet Earth

[nevver]

[shadsmeister]

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

[angry wheezing]

[kincringeemporium]

@only-on-tomblr @serendipity-in-motion if i have to see this, so do you 

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Missouri is at the Canadian boarder. I want that Missouri.

[chatterwell]

Can someone please explain this to a British idiot?

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

All of the states places have been switched around makes America look slightly off.

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[onlytwitterpics]

[hazelmarswolfe13-deactivated202]

[c-bassmeow]

This is amazing

[eggzaki]

the government created global warming so it would be too hot for people to be furrys