who were you before they broke you?

fa 🚫 do not repost / 18+ / i ramble

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[sluttywilliams]

shane having sun-kissed skin and ilya having shane-kissed skin <3

[ilya-sweetheart]

someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!

so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander

instead it’s a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonald’s for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie

[hyceate]

[roger-rozander]

Connor Storrie quotes 1/?

#1stplace #backoffKyle

I'm sorry Kyle, I'm sure you're actually an okay chap, whoever you are.

[boitterfly]

[stonyasteroid]

the horrible incriminating photo inspired by a threads post, that was inspired by a tumblr post, that also inspired a fanfic

[ilya-sweetheart]

someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!

so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander

instead it’s a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonald’s for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie

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[ilya-sweetheart]

someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!

so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander

instead it’s a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonald’s for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie

[puppilya]

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[bizarrelittlemew]

please mr tierney he is asking so nicely

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane is soooooo strict

no motorcycle (i will be so mad if you crash and die)

no pilots license (i will be very mad if you fly into a mountain and die)

no smoking (i will never forgive you if you get lung cancer and die)

no fast cars (i will be so mad if you die in a high-speed crash)

go to the dermatologist (i will be so mad if you get skin cancer and die)

ilya is rolling his eyes but he’s giddy af and everytime ilya gets a clean bill of health from the team doctor he shows shane, “happy?” “happiest”

[isisisak]

@tinylilhollander

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