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blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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I pay $0.99 once a month to have more fucking iCloud storage because I just can’t bear to delete images like this from my phone
wow, apparently these shitting terrifying, tall, multilayered overpasses are mostly a texas thing. i still have nightmares about these things because i have had to traverse them in various forms throughout my whole life and theyre horrifying abberations to life especially if you have to walk under them to commute daily
Text from my wife this morning regarding our Sphynx
Strangest thing was i dont remember asking
Moon rise by Phyllis Shafer (born 1958).
It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation
Fuck it. Make this 60 40
60
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Girl i am in awe of your tism
kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.
I open this webbed site and every time I am informed that a new calamity has befallen my boyfriend. I keep entrusting you guys with his care and what do you do? You put him in the instant pot with a 1:1 water ratio, press the rice button and cook him until he's fragrant and fluffy
just heard the most beautiful sentence at work
"a 'hogwart house'? what the hell is that?"
"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
kneeling into a dream where I am good & loved. if you even care