one must imagine sisyphus employed

ceaseless watcher's special little boy; asoiaf stan like i'm getting paid for it; he/they/it

[medeapalatyna]

[visenyaism]

do you think if watergate happened in 1574 instead of 1974 the town crier woudlve run in to the village square to be like hark yon informant Visible Ankle hath delivered an update most récente: we must halt the scheming and calumnies of Rhisiart Most Treacherous.

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[valtsv]

bro what are you always on

cortisol #STRESSED

[failedmyturingtest]

I feel like I'm going crazy I need to know

This Object:

I am german and I know what this is

I am not german and I know what this is

I am german and I do not know what this is

I am not german and I do not know what this is

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

[official-german-puns]

Oh sie nur! Es hat schön wieder kackundfickzig Grad!

[antiquesintheattic]

[gaytanic-panic]

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[jazzmage28]

Somthing that I think is honestly really funny , is how the brim cap SOLD the book to Coco.

Like not only was he setting this kid up for the horrors , but he also took her fucking money ???

Like Why ?????

[beingofpureenergy]

Flew into a blind rage and made this after reading this post.

[wulfhalls]

lets all marvel at the delicious language choices employed here

[visenyaism]

I want him to build the sacrilegious church of traitor bones so bad the riverlands wants for another dark souls map

[visenyaism]

Criston Cole rock hard in the seventh hell after finding out they take the sacrament out of his skull at Our Lady of the Mud

[wyldeout]

[goldcrescent]

first day at work <3

[goldcrescent]

Daemon: Rhaenyra listen to me I saw a blond girl with dragons. A blond girl with dragons Rhaenyra. Now that may not seem at all unusual or miraculous to you or me probably because all our dragons are still alive and we have no reason to think anything is going to happen to them but would this woman who roofied me 58 times in a one week span have lied? Do you think she’d show me a tree man without cause? Do you think people are just blonde for no reason? Exactly. Now put your shoes on, we’ll avenge Jeremy

[yeris]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 3.05

[verasilversound]

Alys, parenting Aemond: I’m sure your mother loved you most. Larys, parenting Aegon: Your mother hated you because you fucking suck.