i'm sorry but when did we as a society all come together and agree that ASMR 'tingles' are a universally fun experience? because i for one don't remember signing up for inescapable popping and crinkling and tapping noises in everything i see. and the mouth noises. don't even get me started on the mouth noises. why are all these companies so convinced that i'll only buy their product if they whisper about it directly in my ear? because i can assure you that your ad is completely lost on me- not only because i physically cannot listen to it- but also because i now hate you and your product on a personal level and am seconds away from launching my phone into the sun














