simon biting grace… call him the… mark applier..
This so funny WHAT HFHDHDHFD he definitely is
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simon biting grace… call him the… mark applier..
This so funny WHAT HFHDHDHFD he definitely is
i handpainted another set of press ons, but instead of bloodmary, it's just strictly iron lung! i love how this turned out!
for the left hand, i featured the control panel of the sm-13, the cracked porthole, the infamous speaker, and the x-ray machine with ellie in the cave. for the right hand, i went for a mural-style of the sm-13 in the blood ocean, once again being stalked by ellie and simon's tree growing at the bottom.
if you like this set, i did post it on my etsy shop that just opened up! there are varying sizes (size chart featured on listing), so each is made to order!
for all my bloodymary enjoyers, i may or may not have something in the works in terms of press on nails 👀
We've had a fun run @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
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Vote Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026
Here's why YOU should vote for Ryland Grace in @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026's tumblr sexyman poll
Upon making first contact with an alien species, he does a little boogie
was cold shouldered out of academia for calling someone a staggering waste of carbon because they insulted his thesis
wears a cartoonish bright yellow raincoat
also wears a BANGER cardigan
Doomed by the narrative
sometimes shipped with Simon iron lung (played by markiplier)
David Szymanski (creator of the iron lung game), the PHM twitter, and MARKIPLIER have all acknowledged it
simon was eliminated in an earlier round and Grace should avenge his husband
Also very aroace coded
after being kicked out of academia, went to teach middle schoolers. MIDDLE SCHOOL. And he genuinely loves it
Rides a bike to work. and not for exercise
learns how to use a modified pipe organ to teach alien rock children science
so so scared but trying his best
has a beautiful quilt that he curls up with and sleeps under at various points
cannot put his glasses on properly to save his life
VOTE FOR RYLAND GRACE TODAY
I’ve seen like three pieces of fanart where Rocky somehow gets connection to earth and finds out Grace is in the tumblr Sexyman contest and has no idea what that is or what that means and asks Grace, but I’ve yet to see anything of Grace explaining it to him and I’m now imagining a fic where Rocky finds out about the tumblr Sexyman contest and that his human made the contest and Grace has to explain everything
Ryland grace propoganda time
“Oh but voting for ryland grace isn’t fun, cause ryland gosling-“
WRONG.
get that idea OUT. Ryan Gosling is a conventionally attractive actor. Ryland Grace is a nerdy stubborn fuckin little guy who formed a codependent relationship with a rock spider and is so dumb when it comes to relationships he went out for platonic dinner with his ex’s friend every weekend for years.
this man is not some blonde hunk from the front of a Calvin Klein advert. This is an awkward middle school teacher. He is a loser and i have a list on why.
Unironically said “whomp, there it is” while giving an impromptu lecture to the entire world’s leading scientists
his immediate reaction to seeing an alien was to dance horribly and see if it mimicked him
is aroace
if you don’t headcannon him to be aroace there’s also markiplier
Or Stratt or carl or rocky or rocky and Adrian or mark fucking watney (it’s everybody)
There are currently 455 fics under the tag “ryland grace is a wet cat”
called a tube of gravy “better than sex”
can’t do a spacewalk, can’t even moonwalk
named the medical robot Armando and thanks it
made rocky a paper hat for the top of his xenonite ball that said “savior of the world” and drew rocky lab goggles on his tunnel
wears shitty science pun shirts
wears his glasses so wrong it’s hard to believe they’re intact
Brought back hopecore and space and good movies all in one character
he is a loveable loser and deserves to win this.
Make the right choice! Go for the aroace in space!
VOTE GRACE!
Further Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 propaganda, allegedly Ryan Gosling has turned down People’s Sexiest Man of the Year spread multiple times because he thinks it’s cringe, so I think it would be really funny if we, the people, democratically elected him the People’s Sexyman
I need grace fans to lock in so badly rn
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.
I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.
Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.
Fandom is not social media.
Fandom is not trends.
Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.
"Old" means nothing to fic.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!
I’m sorry
Guys please this is literally the wettest cat of a man.
Fly high king, there's always a next year
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Alexa, play "Sign of the Times" by Harry Styles
The Bloodymary crossover has rotted my brain to the point where I had to make some press ons in solidarity of my favorite (mostly)doomed yaoi pairing. Please enjoy the painting and sculpting I've done over the last 24 hours
(Left to right by rows)
1 (Right Thumb): The Hail Mary floating in space above the blood moon, where Simon is piloting the SM-13
2 (Right Fingers): A custom Rocky charm in his "Amaze" pose, Ellie's teeth positioned over Tau Ceti before they switch over to see the astrophage, Simon sacrificing himself in fear his mutation will harm Grace as Grace reaches out to him from a tether, astrophage
3 (Left Thumb): Simon, Grace, and Rocky taking a walk down the beach on Erid (Simon's missing half of his left arm, Grace has his hands in his pockets, Rocky has his hamster ball/suit, just pointing these out because it's difficult to see)
4 (Left Hand): the "Eye" from the X-ray but make it bloody, Ellie in the blood ocean, more astrophage, two foxes trotting around the tree charm on Simon's wrist
Once again, you have all made ShadAmy week a truly wonderful time. The joy and creativity this community is able to instill seems to know no bounds.
Furthermore, the influx of gleeful interaction over art, of engaging, of reaching out - was a true delight to see.
The ShadAmy community, and the Sonic at large, is made better by the kindness and encouragement we share, not just for moments like this, but always.
Thank you for being you, and thank you for being here <3
“Chaos, I love when you're murderous.” “I… I hate you…” "Then tell me why you stand before me so full of desire.” One or a million—but what would you do if that one carried the weight of the million? Shadamy Week 2026 - Day 3: Enemies to Lovers
part 2 is finally up! i’m disappointed i couldn't get it up yesterday, but i’m proud of the final outcome! this chapter is also just pure smut with heavy angst, so that’s your warning before diving in
a fantastic shadamy week from everyone! i’m so happy i got to throw my work into the mix! i’m already anticipating next year’s week, and (hopefully) i’ll be ready with a larger, more ambitious project! <3