Local Goth Cryptid

She/They/He American, 27 years old

[newsandstuffisee]

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[idontevenhaveone]

DID IT WORK THOUGH.

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[winonaparadise]

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

[coffeeandcigarettesv9]

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[taxidermycanine]

???? ??????????? ???????!???????? ?? ????????

[panel2princess]

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

[flurgehbla]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

doomscrolling tumblr and I turn to you and ask, "why don't you reblog anti-racism when it makes you feel uncomfortable?"

[huffylemon]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable