A mess

kate. i just reblog what i find funny. i dont care about shit leave me alone.

[thememedaddy]

[thedankmemes]

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[arnaerr]

The way this video holds up my mental health today...it's like Atlas holding up the sky

[catchymemes]

[localhousehippo]

it makes me SIIIIICK

[joshpeck]

the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

[rapunkzle]

[onlytwitterpics]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there are people for whom forgiving their parents would be genuinely psychologically beneficial and people for whom forgiving their parents would only invite further controlling and abusive behavior

[toastbutteregg]

[expensivemagiccc]

[biglawbear]

I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have

[tytoalbion]

Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours

[neenarchive]

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

[demilypyro]

If they make a new mass effect they gotta let you fuck a female krogan. I know the dick would be crazy

[demilypyro]

Shoutout for these tags for making me physically laugh in real life

[huffylemon]

[cannibalchicken]

[evengirlierballs]

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

[cipher-wise]

[lovely-lenne]

[imkeepinit]

[queergraffiti]

“if God did exist what would you ask?”

“why’s my g-spot up my ass?”

[love]

[isaacbenavram]