Well Here We Are

Suggestive/NSFW stuff | 18+ only pls

[okibadesu]

[squishieeeeee]

(Randomly felt like drawing him, ended up getting too many ideas.)

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[wallofgoats]

porn noob here. is this normal?

[benvey4]

[transfemmbeatrice]

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

[heartbreakincident]

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

[soup-mother]

forcefem basement group chat:

unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(

feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator

repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine

Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!

[e-102]

they hire me as the gray disembodied hands that be groping gay men in comics on pixiv and it don’t pay well but it’s honest work

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[lockendkeye]

Sometimes I scroll up on my blog (on mobile) just to watch the anvil grow bigger before it hits my pfp

[jethroq]

[seithr]

[thecollectibles]

Leather Knight by Oscar Vega

[pankendev]

staying naked after a shower is fine. i live alone and it's warm enough. my home is my castle. underwear on but no shirt is good also. minimal semblance of dressedness. shirt with no underwear however? unspeakable freak shit. i am a defenseless little slut and i need to be bred. that's what shirt with no underwear says

[lockendkeye]

They really just throw you into it huh

[amnesiaguy]

Jenny Holzer, Plague Series from the Living Series, 1980-1982, bronze

[cool-mint]

@crowttore

[lockendkeye]

This fic went from nsfw depravity to also a partial slice of life