Lofibleatstosinto

I reblog bellies and that's about it 29, he/him

[thatbowserguy]

Heating him up in the micheal wave

[maskedmenloving]

[furbasement]

Art by reshi

[furbasement]

Art by yedsilent

[chubbybear1994]

I really need to invest in a full-length mirror because I did not know that I looked this huge 😳

[telstar-telstar]

some pokedilfs to try an antialiased look

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[perfect-puppy]

[capitaobarba79]

[bigsoftchub-deactivated20250709]

What do you mean I don’t fit? There’s loads of space 🤪🤪😈

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[toaster-os]

[waitingforthesunrise]

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

[creative-anchorage]

[sycamorality]

would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...

[arsonstick]

my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours

[sycamorality]

okay!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[knightshade86]

[kyred]

There's thudding in the distance, growing closer. A matching panting and wheezing comes with it, as it slowly draws closer.

A fat dog, who's gut would graze the floor if he wasn't somehow leaning back, fills the hall. His love handle presses against the wall more firmly than his hamhock arm he's using to try and help get around. You can see him visibly sweating and panting, fur disheveled from the exertion. You see a wobbling from his rear, his tail wagging at the speed of a motor engine as the doorbell rings.

He mutters something about getting his own food being too much effort and how he's gonna just stop getting out of bed soon. You think it's for the best, the wall having dents alongside it wherever he stopped to lean into it...

For blob day yesterday! Hope y'all enjoy c:

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[facuteness]

Bloated and packed full of grease and cheese. Come get this fat gut. Rub and squeeze it. Show me how it makes you feel

[bigbellybhm]

She said she wanted to be by the sea during this heatwave.

So I let her play in the waves.