Trash

Multifandom af. Feel free to stalk me

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[morganoperandi]

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

[battychow]

I just want you guys to see my fave TikTok

[saman-the-iconoclast]

Yo what the fuck

[dinopant]

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

[dinopant]

A collection

[dinopant]

Further proof

[humming-bird10]

Someone in my fb chicken group has a little bearded bantam that likes to sit on shoulders so they did a pirate photoshoot and I am losing it

Just look at it!! THE LITTLE HAT!!!

[factoryangelheaven]

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

[lesb0]

She’s Inheriting Millions. She Wants Her Wealth Taxed Away.

Marlene Engelhorn, 30, heir to a fortune, isn’t interested in philanthropy, believing it only perpetuates existing power dynamics. She’s cal

Literally this is what she's supposed to do but it's so sexy to actually do it

[lesb0]

No she's right, philanthropy is just the best part of a whole structural problem

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[last-picture-show]

John Schabel, Voyeuristice Portraits of Passengers Just Before Departure, 1990s

“The idea of being in a plane is so much about being between places and that’s part of that state of mind I wanted to try and photograph.”

[brw]

"you can't make an m/f relationship enemies to lovers bc it's always toxic and abusive" DO MEGAMIND AND ROXANNE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?????

[spiced-wine-fic]

[pointnclick]

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

[pointnclick]

i are what i eat

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

[pointnclick]

i must’ve not eaten a sorry cuz guess what i aren’t!

[destinationtoast]

So I had to talk to a general contractor earlier (someone who manages building construction), and every time this dude mentioned subcontractors, he just called them "subs."

So I'm sitting there trying not to react, as he's all,

"i know so many subs in this area"

"i have built trusting relationships with a lot of subs"

"i can find some subs that will make you happy without charging an arm and a leg"

Thank god I was wearing a mask and he couldn't see most of my face.

[rudjedet]

Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”

[thatlittleegyptologist]

The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit

[rudjedet]

‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”

While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago 

The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved

[rudjedet]

The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum

Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose

Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards

Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”

The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)

[rudjedet]

While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition

It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that

Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass

[rudjedet]

I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On

Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies

[rudjedet]

Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.

Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:

Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids

Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt

Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt

Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt

Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization

Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt

Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt

Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt

Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)

McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:  Laundry Lists and Love Songs

Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion 

[rudjedet]

Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks

[chronic-backpain]

Excuse me please post ancient erotica link

[rudjedet]

hey it’s not my fault people keep reblogging the version without it!

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Chubby cats should get to fly too! <3

[darkbluemint]

When you love someone… you find a way…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 SHE IS A GOOD WITCH <3

[sketchyfletch]

Thank you OP my soul just flooded with joy

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is some wholesome halloween content here :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hi! firm reminder nazis/white supremacists should never be tolerated in public spaces! this blog firmly encourages you to pepper spray any nazi encountered in public.

[shy-petty-weirdo]

I want to make a shirt that said “save the bees, clean the seas, plant trees, punch Nazis” but my mum said it was to violent, I asked how and she said I shouldn’t punch anyone,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Save the bees, clean the seas, plant trees, punch nazis

Would someone please make art for this I want this shirt

[nvara-of-mortains-own]

It’s not mine, gimme a sec and I’ll edit it with OP

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Who did this bc it is gorgeous