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Leah, 40ish, she/her, mod of random things, demi, queer, cis, cat mom, twin mom, lover of fandom, hater of terfs and jkr, adequate writer Pineau_noir on ao3. This may have nsfw content so consider yourself warned. Icon by clytemenestras

[pineau-noir]

Guess what????

I'm doing Kinktober!

...and for another fandom lol?

Anyway, find the master post HERE and all the days will be under the cut

List by absurdthirst

October 1: Hand Jobs

October 2: Voyeurism

October 3: Pet Play

October 4: Sensory Deprivation

October 5: Rough Sex

October 6: Rut

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[kitten-kin]

007 is 86 HR violations in a three piece suit.

[teslafactory]

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

[memeuplift]

[naamahdarling]

Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕

[omnidistance]

Here’s a picture OP posted of Audrey!

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[mockva]

This guy's illusions are great

[alexaloraetheris]

[seriouslywhodidthis]

Unfortunately, I think this might be AI. While I was willing to think it was just clever editing, on a rewatch I that noticed his leg clips through the jail cell’s toilet.

[vaspider]

It's a CGI/editing failure, not AI. That's a human mistake. This guy has been doing this since 2008.

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[qqueenofhades]

[ineffable-writer]

Why did we even have that senator

[qqueenofhades]

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[55five]

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[pocblr]

SUPRIYA GANESH for Abercrombie & Fitch (2026)

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!