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TGCF Reversed AU - San Lang Meets cultivator Gege
Ultimately, Iâm just worried about mxtx.
Apart from the rumors around whether or not sheâs in jail, her popularity has finally reached a level that harms her rather than benefits her. Now, those in charge of censoring, know her by name and target her work specifically. They list her works out when discussing the new censorship rules for donghuas, video games, web novels and even dramas. Sheâs on their blacklist and everyone on their team is on a look out for her.
So yes Iâm worried about her. She was still a college student when she wrote tgcf, sheâs still so young with her whole future stretching out ahead of her. Too young for rumors about whether or not sheâs in jail to go around, too young to already have so many people watching out for her, too young to be publicly slandered like that. I hope sheâs safe and well, I pray sheâs at her home rn, sipping hot chocolate as she laughs at how she angered all those people by writing about two men kissing. I hope sheâs far away and unreachable and about to get hella rich from the English novels that are about to come out.
Welcome to xisang week 2021, organized by the xisang discord!
From Monday, Oct 4 - Sunday, Oct 10, we will be celebrating the relationship between Lan Xichen and Nie Huaisang.
Please join us by creating art, fic, edits, crafts, or any other content featuring xisang, and share using #xisangweek2021 to be reblogged here! You are also welcome to share on twitter, or on AO3 using the xisangweek2021 collection.
This year's prompts are as follows:
DAY 1 - Sunshot Campaign / Childhood
DAY 2 - Intoxication / Travel
DAY 3 - Alcohol / Music
DAY 4 - Birds / Tea
DAY 5 - Dreams / Ribbon / Birthday
DAY 6 - Canon Divergence / Keep Da-Ge Alive
DAY 7 - Incense Burner / The Inherent Eroticism Of Knowing Your Relationship With Each Other Will Never Be The Same As It Was
Prompts are a suggestion--any content featuring xisang is welcome! We can't wait to see your works!
Poses
Jiang Cheng knows whatâs going to happen a moment before Lan Xichen steps away from the camera.
Lan Xichen gives him a reassuring smile, but Jiang Cheng can tell that heâs annoyed and he clenches his teeth.
It wasnât his idea to come here and pretend to be a model. He told Lan Xichen over and over again that he couldnât do this, that he might have the looks of a modelâeven that is debatableâbut he sure as fuck canât work as one, and now itâs going to prove Wei Wuxian right.
Instead of going over to Lan Xichen and ask what he did wrong, how he can do better, Jiang Cheng goes to get something to drink.
He knows what his problem is; heâs stiff and unnatural as soon as a camera lens is pointed at him, and he told Wei Wuxian and Lan Xichen just that, but itâs not like anyone is ever listening to him.
âI donât think this is going to work,â he hears Lan Xichen say to Wei Wuxian. âHe has the looks, but apart from thatââ Lan Xichen trails off with a wince and Jiang Cheng wants to shake Wei Wuxian when he starts to shake his head.
âNo, no, Xichen-ge, come on! Youâre the best photographer I know! If you canât make it work, how am I ever going to convince Jiang Cheng that he could work in this profession?â
Jiang Cheng fights the urge to yell over that he doesnât even want to work in this profession, that this is just some new bullshit Wei Wuxian got into his head, but before he can do so, Nie Huaisang speaks up.
âActually, I might have an idea,â he says, hiding behind his fan as per usual and Jiang Cheng sighs.
He doesnât want to try something else. He just wants to go home. Itâs never going to work anyway; he feels uncomfortable the moment the photographer directs him into his first pose, and it doesnât matter whoâs behind the lens.
Jiang Cheng simply canât deal with that kind of focus on him.
Before he can go over and tell them that, Nie Huaisang goes on.
âI called my da-ge, heâs going to take the pictures.â
Jiang Cheng goes ice-cold.
Nie Mingjue is well known in these circles for being one of the toughest but also one of the most accomplished photographers.
Heâs going to snap Jiang Cheng clean in half if he canât pose like Nie Mingjue wants him to.
âI think Iâll be leaving,â Jiang Cheng hears himself saying and every head turns around to him.
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This topic has probably been cried about to death already but I really just- have so many feelings about the moment lwj realize it's wwx on dafan mountain. Just imagine how that moment must've felt to him. He had probably resigned himself to never see wwx alive and well ever again, the best he could hope for would be to meet him in their next life. Then, on this seemingly ordinary night hunt he hears his their song, and there's only one other person who knows it. Could it be? How could it be? Should he get his hopes up? He gets there, sees him and all doubt falls away. Wwx came back. We never see his feelings play out on his face, but in retrospect we know lwj is a person who feels a lotâ˘ď¸ very strongly, so that exact moment of realization must have hit like a truck.
Lwj is a character who throughout the story finds himself wanting for something he believes he can never have. And he accepts it. Though it hurts he'll make peace with it and move on. Then the rug is pulled out from underneath him and he suddenly finds himself face to face with the exact thing he didn't dare hope for. Wwx dies, and lwj mourns and accept the finality of it. Suddenly wwx is back. Wwx does not feel the same, and lwj accept this. Though it hurts, as long as he's happy and healthy it's enough. But then he does feel the same after all, and that's enough for lwj to nearly break down and cry.
Truly, is there anything more emotional than seeing a character gain what they didn't think they could have, but so very much deserve?
It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesnât matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if youâre dying, youâre coughing up blood.
Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like âdamn this slapsâ and weâve been stuck with it ever since
As a person the doc told had all the symptoms of something that kills people (procedural testing confirmed it was something else so thatâs neat, Iâve been given steps to mitigate it so what I actually have wonât be a problem that could kill me for quite some time) I have some other options
1. MAKE THEM FALL OVER. Seriously most things that will kill people cause some bodily system to fail at some point, and having somebody be walking upright, then suddenly grasping for something to hold onto, then hitting the deck can be a far more dramatic moment than âoh no mystery illness, Iâm coughing a lot, uh-oh thereâs blood now.â
2. Cognitive dysfunction. One of the bodyâs common responses to âoh thatâs no goodâ is to focus all of the attention on the problem, and that can make people with chronic illnesses âzone outâ for no reason. If you have a normally witty, innovative, or otherwise mentally present character having them sit in a chair talking and then suddenly drop out of the conversation, only coming back to it when somebody addresses them directly, and even then their eyes are perhaps unfocused, or they seem like theyâre trying to say the minimum necessary to get you to move on. It can be a gut punch.
3. Lack of confidence. When something goes from routine to being something [malady] might prevent them from doing the person might suffer a loss of confidence. Maybe you have a strong character that has a stress-triggered case of syncope. They might hesitate to lift weights or work out again, fearing that sense of oncoming death that knocks when you realize your body is going to shut down on you and thereâs nothing you can do to stop it.
4. The opposite of loss of confidence, the acquisition of false confidence. The inability to accept thereâs things they can no longer do, punished by a demonstration of the fact they cannot do it. Maybe your character is a gymnast, but tore their rotator cuff. They might instinctively go to swing around a corner by the doorframe, a typical enough gesture for most, especially those accustomed to moving quickly, but the pressure of simple inertia causes them to cry out in pain and fall, their arm and torso spasming as a sense of hurt, failure, and doubt clouds their eyes.
5. Google illnesses with similar symptoms, then go read peoplesâ stories. âThereâs nothing more tragic than the truth,â and whatnot. Oftentimes an author cannot even imagine the pain of having something be oneâs lived experience. So go look for people who have that lived experience. Then revel in the pain you can cause your character.
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Why do you reblog your own fics so much?
Because someone might as well!? And look at this. Look. At. This.
Does this look right to you??
These are just the last three fics I wrote. I appreciate the likes, believe me I do, but you have to understand. Likes do nothing for content creators. Itâs the reblogs. Because thatâs how you find shit on your dashboard. Through reblogs. Not likes. This isnât twitter or tiktok or instagram. This is a website thatâs run by the reblog system.
Reblogging helps content creators put their stuff out there. Why do you think so many people stopped writing fanfic and creating beautiful fanart and edits? Itâs because they put in hours of work and donât get nearly enough notes for their masterpieces. Yes we do this because we enjoy it but like...some validation wonât hurt. A boost of confidence here and there might be all someone needs to finish whatever thing they started and left.
Anyway, Iâm still going to reblog my shit...
I think Iâm gonna restart blogging my own shit.
WRITERS. ARTISTS. EDITORS.
REBLOG YOUR OWN WORK.
THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT.
And still there'd be people who'd not REBLOG this post
Still think this site would be better if it didnât have a like button.
^^ Just some examples of my stories, pulled at random from my notes. Some of those stories are a couple of years old, and thatâs not a lot of reblogs.
Likes donât help get your favourite creatorsâ stuff seen. It doesnât get artists commissioned for glorious artwork, and it doesnât get writers new readers (or commissions if theyâre open). If you didnât enjoy it that much, then thereâs obviously no pressure to reblog, but if you did enjoy it, then the least you can do is reblog.
The reason Iâve got my âold stories reblogâ tag is because new folks donât necessarily know about my older stories, so I reblog an old one to bring it to light again. I feel no shame in doing this, and neither should you if youâre a content creator. Promote your work because not many people seem prepared to help out.
Reblogging this because itâs important
Words to describe facial expressions
Absent: preoccupiedÂ
Agonized:Â as if in pain or tormented
Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire
Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest
Beatific: blissful
Black: angry or sad, or hostile
Bleak: hopeless
Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern
Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent
Brooding: anxious and gloomy
Bug eyed: frightened or surprised
Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed
Cheeky: cocky, insolent
Cheerless: sad
Choleric: hot-tempered, irate
Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings
Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor
Despondent: depressed or discouraged
Doleful: sad or afflicted
Dour: stern or obstinate
Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing
Ecstatic: delighted or entranced
Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible
Fixed: concentrated or immobile
Gazing: staring intently
Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive
Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion
Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic
Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness
Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty
Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism
Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant
Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit
Jeering: insulting or mocking
Languid: lazy or weak
Leering: sexually suggestive
Mild: easygoing
Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful
Pained: affected with discomfort or pain
Peering: with curiosity or suspicion
Peeved: annoyed
Pleading:Â seeking apology or assistance
Quizzical: questioning or confused
Radiant: bright, happy
Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident
Sardonic: mocking
Sour: unpleasant
Sullen: resentful
Vacant: blank or stupid looking
Wan: pale, sickly
Wary: cautious or cunning
Wide eyed: frightened or surprised
Withering: devastating
Wrathful: indignant or vengeful
Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling
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#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS
I recently started working in hospitality, and Iâll tell you guys right now, the trope of âthere was only one bedâ is not as rare as youâd think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold â there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared weâd never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when Iâd spent the night at her house before, the couch wasnât made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldnât possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
Weâre dating now, and I genuinely think Iâm going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadnât been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said âI KNOW.â
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE âONLY ONE BEDâ EXCUSE. Yâall when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. Itâs full circle really.
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A sudden, terrifying thought
When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, thatâs usually a predator animal.
If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, thoughâto the sideâthat animal is prey.
Now look at this dragon.
See those eyes?
Theyâre to the SIDE.
This raises an interestingâand terrifyingâquestion.
What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONSâŚ
As PREY?
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i know this isnât part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting
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The eyes-in-the-front thing (usually) only applies to mammals. Crocodiles, arguably the inspiration for dragons, have eyes that look to the sides despite being a predator.
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This isnât a mammalian thing. When people talk about âeyes on the frontâ or âeyes on the side,â theyâre really talking about binocular vision vs monocular vision. Binocular vision is more advantageous for predators because itâs what gives you depth perception; i.e, the distance you need to leap, lunge, or swipe to take out the fast-moving thing in front of you. Any animal that can position its eyes in a way that it has overlapping fields of vision has binocular vision. That includes a lot of predatory reptiles, including komodo dragons, monitor lizards, and chameleons.
(The eyes-in-front = predator / eyes-on-sides = prey thing holds true far more regularly for birds than it does for mammals. Consider owls, hawks, and falcons vs parrots, sparrows, and doves.)
But itâs not like binocular vision is inherently âbetterâ than monocular vision. Itâs a trade-off: you get better at leap-strike-kill, but your field of vision is commensurately restricted, meaning you see less stuff. Sometimes, the evolutionary benefit of binocular vision just doesnât outweigh the benefit of seeing the other guy coming. Very few forms of aquatic life have binocular vision unless they have eye stalks, predator or not, because if you live underwater, the threat could be coming from literally any direction, so you want as wide a field of view as you can get. If you see a predator working monocular vision, itâs a pretty safe assumption that there is something else out there dangerous enough that their survival is aided more by knowing where it is than reliably getting food inside their mouths.
For example, if you are a crocodile, there is a decent chance that a hippo will cruise up your shit and bite you in half. Iâd say that makes monocular vision worthwhile.
Which brings us back to OPâs point. Why would dragon evolution favor field of view over depth perception?
A lot of the stories Iâve read painted the biggest threats to dragons (until knights with little shiny sticks came along) as other dragons. Dragons fight each other, dragons have wars. And like fish, a dragon would need to worry about another dragon coming in from any angle. Thatâs a major point in favor of monocular vision. Moreover, you donât need depth perception in order to hunt if you can breathe fucking fire. A flamethrower is not a precision weapon. If you can torch everything in front of you, who cares if your prey is 5 feet away or 20? Burn it all and sift among the rubble for meat once everything stops moving.
Really, why would dragons have eyes on the front of their heads? Seems like theyâve got the right idea to me.
Worthwhile cryptozoological discourse
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a continuation of 1 2
Jiang Yanli doesn't carry a sword.
The only time Lan Wangji sees her with it is when they're practicing sword forms. She manages the stances and moves easily enough, but can't seem to channel a significant amount of cultivation energy through the blade.
Lan Wangji wonders about her bodyguard.
He doesn't participate in the classes, instead standing the back and observing. They'd never even spoken, only exchanged nods as Jiang Yanli had introduced them.
Brother and Uncle are encouraging him to spend time with Jiang Yanli. Apparently the talks between the elders and the Jiang's council are going well.
If they continue to go well, he could find himself engaged by summer's end.
He comes up on a loose crowd of disciples from every sect, tension running high, and he shoulders his way through to see what the fuss is about.
Jiang Yanli is standing there. Her bodyguard, for once, is nowhere to be seen.
Jin Zixun sneers at her. He wants to intervene, but there are Jiang disciples here keeping their distance. "Jiang Yanli. I see you're swordless. Again."
She just raises an eyebrow. Lan Wangji wonders what Jin Zixun hopes to gain by irritating the heir to the Jiang Sect. The Jiangs might not be as rich as the Jiangs, but their disciples tend to be stronger and the area they control is greater, even though they have less disciples. Pissing them off isn't a good idea.
"Does your sword even have a name?" he taunts. "I don't understand how someone like you can be the heir to the Jiang. Your clan must be so embarrassed by you."
There's a furious fission among the Jiang disciples, but still they hold their place. If Jiang Cheng was here, he imagines this would be going differently, but he's not.
Jiang Yanli tilts her head to the side, a mocking smile curling around her mouth before she turns away from him to walk away.
"Don't turn your back on me!" he shouts, unsheathing his blade and swinging it down in an arc that will embed itself into her spine.
Lan Wangji moves forward to stop it, but he's too late.
Wei Wuxian is standing where he wasn't before, standing in front of Jiang Yanli's back. He's stopped Jin Zixun's blade with the hilt of his still sheathed sword. Just as quickly as he'd moved before, he yank's Jin Zixun's sword from his hand before jamming the hilt of the sword in his solar plexus then sweeping his feet out in front of him. Between one blink and the next Jin Zixun goes from standing, armed and upright, to groaning on his back with his weapon out of reach.
"My sword's name," Jiang Yanli says calmly, having kept her back to the whole exchange, "is Wei Wuxian."
Wei Wuxian winks at him before turning to step next to Jiang Yanli. They walk away from him arm and arm with their heads held high.
Wei Wuxian hadn't even bothered to draw his sword.