Do You Ever Know How Eyes Lie?

whasssup I'm Alan 🖤 he/him 🖤 angled aroace 🖤 gay 🖤 gnc trans guy 🖤 emo 🖤 nerd 🖤 vampire 🖤 constantly tired lol 🖤 I have an army of sideblogs and I deny that they exist 🖤 dni: TERFs, truscum/transmeds, exclusionists

[lonely--vampire-is-deactivating]

IMPORTANT PERSONAL ANNOUNCEMENT (about this blog)

Okay you've probably noticed my url says I'm deactivating now, and it's true. This is my last post on this account. I have a new account set up, which is my old url @lonely--vampire (I don't have any posts yet but it should look just like this blog). This account is really messed up, like Tumblr straight up doesn't work sometimes, my dms are broken and my inbox straight up won't let me answers asks sometimes. Anyways I'm making this post so you guys know why I'm suddenly gone lol and so I can refollow my friends/mutuals. I'm gonna delete this blog eventually, not now though so everyone can still see this post on my actual blog so they know it's me. Anyways yeah, I'll still be on Tumblr but this account will be dead. Like and reblog if you want me to follow you on my new account.

[anxietyproblem]

[princeofdoomrps-archive]

Ok but a big difference is also that the Boomer is sharing someone else’s shit (probably to try and start shit as well), while Millennials and Gen Z will tell people their own shit, usually because they think it’s funny or even helpful to the other person

Even if therapy was something we should always keep a big secret (it’s not but some people prefer to keep it private), it’s the difference between leaking someone’s nudes to embarrass them, and sharing your own nudes on your own terms.

[threemilk]

いちご&練乳ミルクワッフルコーン

[destroymylife]

[official-lucifers-child]

Daily Reminder To:

Take your medications that you need to!

Get up, stretch, walk around a bit!

Get some food and water if you haven’t in a while!

Plug in your device!

Feed any pets!

If it’s between 10 pm and 7 am and you have no reason to be awake besides being up on your phone, go to sleep or at least get comfortable and start trying to sleep!

Check around you and stack any dishes and bring them to the kitchen! Including plates, cups, bowls, and utensils!

Do a quick look around and pick up any trash and put it in the bin!

Message anyone to check in on them and yourself! Respond to any messages you may have gotten, answer some asks if need be, let your family know that you’re safe, whatever you need to do!

If you need to and are able to, go take a shower! Or clean your face! Get changed at the very least, put your clothes in the dirty hamper, and feel better about it!

That’s all for now! Good job, I’m proud of you for doing that!

[rattusrattus3]

Hey hello I’m uploading these costume PDFs so here u are I hope u like (part 1)

[rattusrattus3]

(Part 2)

[rattusrattus3]

(Part 3) (thank you to my friend Gerhardt (she/they/he) for modeling!!! (Costume, makeup, and jewellery by me!)

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[jforjoelle-blog]

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

[luxurious-awakening]

nothing to lose. :))

[intoxicated-s0uls-deactivated20]

Let’s hope

[30rockasaurus]

Why not? :)

[allthepheelsandphandoms]

*crossing fingers*

[tkaaay]

pretty much^^^^

[itsrebeccablack]

i got nothing to lose. (:

[curls-get-gurls-blog]

Last time i did this my wish came true.

[sleep-for-days]

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[x-xdyingtobethinx-x]

Why not lol

[thinflowersdontfall]

I’m desperate at this point

[goldenmochaa-deactivated2019102]

Cutee

[g-eazy33-deactivated20250420]

So there is a way i can pass my exams 😍😂

[fvckpvssy]

IG: xstargirll

[djevojcica-crnog-srca]

My momma gets a new well paid job amd we all live happily

[djevojcica-crnog-srca]

My momma gets a new well paid job amd we all live happily

[ilikewhattilikee-deactivated202]

High grades on university exams 🙏

[zilliondollarpussy]

BECOMING A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE…

[mack-7-0]

Just a thank you for life and to life.

[gayemo]

Pleas e god may i have a pair of knee high converse

[ampervadasz]

Best game

[cloudfreed]

I LOVE this game because it’s like 7-8 people all participating in a game to entertain ONE big dog and that’s amazing

[hardcoremisery]

some ballpoint pen sketches of pro rev gerard

[forbiddenseason]

[bugfork]

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

[forbiddenseason]

God this story is so blessed thank you

[lesbianshepard]

latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering his mouth, and whispering “I forgot I can’t say that that until I get tenure”

[lesbianshepard]

different professor for latin 201. she asked if we remembered the difference between “ille” and “iste” and 80% of the class nodded sagely and went “motherfucker” 

[headfirst-for-your-mum-deactiva]

my chemical romance invented the whole “be gay do crime” scheme when they released danger days

[klaushargays]

since these guys seemed to be pretty popular in requests, heres a set

@aliaitee @returnlikephantomsforever @manyfandomsilove @demseaanemone @panicatthefandomswelp

[coldhandsmlm]

......Danger Gays, If you will

[programaticallydelicious]

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

[spadedfox-deactivated20230116]

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

[justawriterinprogress-deactivat]

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

[mwagneto]

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

[mwagneto]

more

[sherlock-is-ace]

If I might add…

[damn-shawty]

may i add

[palenoface]

[hurleyquinnzel]

[bluestone-alley]

[korrashaircut]

modern hieroglyphics

[spiritsflame]

[maya-tl]

I can recite all of these except for the Incredibles one, which, now that I’ve read what it is, I actually recall seeing with perfect clarity. I don’t want to know what that says about me.

[what-username-where]

What is the lady before the butterfly one and what’s the one before you got me there with the interview background n stuff

[celeste-tyrrell]

The one before “is this a pigeon?” is “you know what this is? It’s called growth” (or somewhere along those lines)

[eatingdirtforfunandprofit]

i wish i was still a child so i could just find a bunch of leaves and put them in a bowl and pour things in it and give it to someone and they would say “thank u, mmm good soup” and pretend to eat it and just accept that as my affection instead of like……… talking to me about things like whats happening or how things are

[themariahcarey]

This is one my favorite SNL moments

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

obviously unplanned moments like this are why I love SNL