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Shane | 20 | Boy Wonder

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[macden-byebitch]

nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds

[thecoolgaymac]

That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

[wastingmytimern-deactivated2020]

baby boy.. baby.,

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

(x)

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I’ve been saying this since I saw the movie

Im glad I’m not the only one

[lingrix]

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

[nyangalore]

[htxtrinh]

@catrightsactivist

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

he’s free

[faesoteric]

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

[lolsomeone-actually]

I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

Actress Megan Fox on Gender Neutral Children: Let Them Be Who They Are

wow … she said/did that

[queen-haiz]

“It’s not our job to shape them into the people we think they should be,” says Fox. “It’s our job to receive, with grace, the lessons they bring us.“

wow queen

[thighschool]

[ranch-ericandreshow-ranch]

Death grips

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

why is this a one millisecond video

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

nintendo owns my pussy they creampied me but instead of cum its really good games

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

my last 2 brain cells

[bestofantoni]

tan and antoni’s realtionship will FOREVER be the cutest shit ever, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[charredasperity]

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

[kittydragonlove-deactivated2020]

Im 18 and OP you ripped my soul from my body, shoved it into purgatory, let it get eaten by a monster, get regurgitated, retrieved it, and thrust it bad into my completely unprepared body i hate you

[b0nfireheart]

forbidden pocky

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thegreendiamond]

[lake-erie]

watch the so-called ‘tolerant left’ ignore this

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]