airline peanuts

toasty. 22. been here for years, just recently moved back in. someone took my fridge.

[kraniumet]

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

[cannibalchicken]

[gasterofficial]

[cannibalchicken]

[strayknight]

Anon hate

dismissive response

[strayknight]

wowg......................... love wins..........

[cannibalchicken]

[ozempicofficial]

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[cannibalchicken]

[conkreetmonkey]

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[walmart-the-official]

jeef berky

[memewhore]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Oh great, I'm getting taxed for that now?

[inthesensethat]

[inthesensethat]

The slight grin looks like he got back from mediation and scored a more favorable custody agreement, the eyes say he wants nothing more than to have his old life back.

[maidthings]

you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

[maidthings]

wait hold on.

[maidthings]

apparently this is called bribery

[maidthings]

its okay if the authorities get involved I have this really cool trick

[roconize]

Bad Content #38

[problemnyatic]

The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

[moniquill]

Joyous Wet Beast Wednesday to those who observe.

[naamahdarling]

Jesus fucking Christ this thing jump scared me.

[iconuk01]

Given their usual speed, it would likely be a highlight of this beasts entire life to know it had ever jump scared someone.

[iconuk01]

Okay, you can't just leave THIS slow build horror gem in the tags @capablecapybara!

[bogleech]

A guy in an entomology group I'm in got a confirmed brown recluse bite because he felt something tickle his neck and brushed it off, accidentally mashing the spider against his skin. This is how almost all recluse bites happen since they're very very unaggressive. Anyway the bite was just a small nasty spot that cleared up on its own, but his hands and feet swelled up really bad. Then when the swelling went back down, all his calluses were loose and just fell right off leaving his hands and feet like brand new???????????