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at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didnât. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.
whAT THE FUCK
Iâm too tired for this
Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.
Tâ be or not tâbe, yâall.
Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.
Ătâe ou nâpĂŽ zĂȘtâe, vous zâauts.
Iâve been trying to find this post for months. Iâm freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.
Now im curious
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Typical day in Cyrodiil⊠I just wanted to get on my horse ;-;
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Isnt that all ashlanders? Honesty the nords and dark elves resemble each other so much one one lives in the cold the other in sand
Iâve spent enough Elvish blood in defense of this accursed land. No more!
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The long-lived elves are children of the natural world, similar in many superficial ways to fey creatures, yet different as well. Elves value their privacy and traditions, and while they are often slow to make friends, at both the personal and national levels, once an outsider is accepted as a comrade, such alliances can last for generations. Elves have a curious attachment to their surroundings, perhaps as a result of their incredibly long lifespans or some deeper, more mystical reason. Elves who dwell in a region for long find themselves physically adapting to match their surroundings, most noticeably taking on coloration reflecting the local environment. Those elves that spend their lives among the short-lived races, on the other hand, often develop a skewed perception of mortality and become morose, the result of watching wave after wave of companions age and die before their eyes.
Bosmeri Green Pact: The Treaty of Frond and Leaf
The Green Pact is an agreement between Yâffre and the Wood Elves (or Bosmer) of Valenwood, created at âthe beginning of the great story.â The Green refers to the forests of Valenwood. According to the treaty, the Bosmer may not harm the forest, and in return the forest shapes itself to accommodate the elves. They essentially grow their civilizations from nature itself.
As stated in The Green Pact and the Dominion,Â
âIts rules are clear. Do not harm the forest. Do not eat anything made from plant life. Eat only meat. When you conquer your enemies, eat their flesh. Do not leave them to rot. Do not kill wastefully. Do not take on the shape of beasts. You are Wood Elves. Your form is sacred.â
Therefore, the Bosmer protect their woodland home with their lives, attacking any who hurt the forest. They do not cut down trees but are not against importing wood and using previously crafted wooden structures/items. However everything the Bosmer themselves make is from the bones of animals, or even of man and mer.
By the law of the Green Pact, Bosmer are carnivores and cannibalistic. The Meat Mandate states the Bosmer are not to eat plants, only meat, and the flesh of their fallen enemies. Although this practice died out around the second era, many other races of Tamriel still consider the Bosmer to be a savage race. The feral nature of the Wood Elves is best displayed in The Wild Hunt, which was instigated after the founding of the Green Pact, when Yâffre taught the Bosmer how to control their chaotic nature, and return to it during the hunt.
Yâffre is the most prominent god in the Bosmeri Pantheon, and the Green Pact is a principal part of the Bosmeri religion. The Spinners of Y'ffre are the spiritual leaders of the Bosmer. They are enforcers of the Green Pact. Those who go against the Pact are called Apostates and when they die, they are condemned to return to the formlessness of the OozeâŠ
Picture: Concept art for Valenwood
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Lmao ... This is why i like rugby those guys are some serious athletes
Okay, so I live in the UK, where even the police rarely carry guns. Gun control works here. Gun crime is incredibly rare. There's a lot of knife crime, but you can't have a massacre with a knife, so that's an improvement.
âŠyou canât have a massacre with a knifeâŠ
William Unek - Killed 21 people with an axe.
Bai Ningyang - Killed 12 children with an axe.
Antakin - Killed 6 women with a knife.
25 dead and 115 injured from knife, hammer, and cleaver attacks in China
12 killed with a spear
12 dead in a knife attack
20 dead and 12 wounded, killer used bladed melee weapons.
16 killed, killer used a spear and a bolo knife.
33 Dead, 130 injured in China knife spree
The list goes on and onâŠ
Hey. Isnât your country the place where people were beheaded in the streets and everyone was forced to just stand by and watch because no one could do anything about it?
ho lee shit
I donât even have that kind of stamina! Â How many people do any of us know, who wouldnât have to train for a few months for a knife massacre?
>uses non Brit examples đ©
Itâs still a good example of non-gun massacres
But not in the country with gun control. Gotta keep your bad arguments on target
Wait. Are you implying that China doesnât have strict gun control?
Because they really do.
Furthermore what on earth does a countryâs gun control laws have to do with the existence and prevalence of mass stabbing sprees?
Less gun control means more law abiding citizens carry weapons, because a law abiding citizen will use it TO ABIDE BY THE LAW. Simply put: dude with knife tries to stab people. Concealed carry holder sees him going crazy, shoots him before he can kill any more before the po-po get there. Same with dude going on shooting spree. In 2012/13, for instance (annual data is from September to September), British police recorded 871,712 crimes against persons, 54,509 sexual offenses, and 75,101 robberies in England and Wales. Based on the 2010 population of 55.6 million, this gives a staggeringly high violent crime rate of 1,797 offenses per 100,000 people. Whereas the United States has a higher number of violent acts committed, ours is still a lower rate per capita at 466 per 100,000 people.(Daily mail/citizensreportuk.org) My dude @therevenantrising cited some more stats from other countries that donât allow personal defence weapons, and they show the same outcome. From these stats we get the following point: A society where an individual has to depend on the government for protection has more casualties than a society where the individual can fight for himself. It is more violent, and more law abiding citizens/victims are killed, injured, raped, or assaulted.
Itâs just a shame all your concealed-carrying capeless heroes donât seem to show up when some wanker starts shooting heaps of peopleâŠ
It really is a shame. Especially since almost all mass shootings occur is so called âgun free zonesâ where law abiding gun owners have been legally barred from carrying the proper means to protect themselves and others in a mass shooting scenario.
Thanks for addressing why we need to abolish gun free zones.
I've been thinking about this for a while, but how effective is full plate armour? Was it actually a good way to defend yourself?
Short Answer: Yes.Â
Hereâs a general rule: People in the past were ignorant about a lot of things, but they werenât stupid. If they used something, chances are they had a good reason. There are exceptions, but plate armor is not one of them.Â
Long Answer:Â
For a type of armor, no matter what it is, to be considered effective, it has to meet three criteria.Â
The three criteria are: Economic Efficiency, Protectiveness, and Mobility.
1. Is it Economically Efficient?Â
Because of the nature of society in the Middle Ages, what with equipment being largely bring-it-yourself when it came to anybody besides arrowfodder infantry whoâd been given one week of training, economic efficiency was a problem for the first couple of decades after plate armor was introduced in France in the 1360s. It wasnât easy to make, and there wasnât really a âscienceâ to it yet, so only the wealthiest of French soldiers, meaning knights and above, had it; unless of course somebody stole it off a dead French noble. The Hundred Years War was in full swing at the time, and the French were losing badly to the English and their powerful longbows, so there were plenty of dead French nobles and knights to go around. That plate armor was not very economically efficient for you unless you were a rich man, though, it also was not exactly what we would call âfullâ plate armor.Â
Above: Early plate armor, like that used by knights and above during the later 1300s and early 1400s.Â
Above: Two examples of what most people mean when they say âfullâ plate armor, which would have been seen in the mid to late 1400s and early 1500s.
Disclaimer: These are just examples. No two suits of armor were the same because they werenât mass-produced, and there was not really a year when everybody decided to all switch to the next evolution of plate armor. In fact it would not be improbably to see all three of these suits on the same battlefield, as expensive armor was often passed down from father to son and used for many decades.Â
Just like any new technology, however, as production methods improved, the product got cheaper.Â
Above: The Battle of Barnet, 1471, in which everybody had plate armor because itâs affordable by then.Â
So if weâre talking about the mid to late 1400s, which is when our modern image of the âknight in shining armorâ sort of comes from, then yes, âfullâ plate armor is economically efficient. It still wasnât cheap, but neither are modern day cars, and yet theyâre everywhere. Also similar to cars, plate armor is durable enough to be passed down in families for generations, and after the Hundred Years War ended in 1453, there was a lot of used military equipment on sale for cheap.Â
2. Is it Protective?Â
This is a hard question to answer, particularly because no armor is perfect, and as soon as a new, seemingly âperfectâ type of armor appears, weapons and techniques adapt to kill the wearer anyway, and the other way around. Early plate armor was invented as a response to the extreme armor-piercing ability of the English longbow, the armor-piercing ability of a new kind of crossbow, and advancements in arrowhead technology.Â
Above: The old kind of arrowhead, ineffective against most armor.Â
Above: The new kind of arrowhead, very effective at piercing chainmaille and able to pierce plate armor if launched with enough power.Â
Above: An arrow shot from a âshortâ bow with the armor-piercing tip(I think itâs called a bodkin tip) piercing a shirt of chainmaille. However, the target likely would have survived since soldiers wore protective layers of padding underneath their armor, so if the arrow penetrated skin at all, it wasnât deep. Thatâs Terry Jones in the background.Â
Above: A crossbow bolt with the armor piercing tip penetrating deep through the same shirt of chainmaille. The target would likely not survive.Â
Above: A crossbow bolt from the same crossbow glancing off a breastplate, demonstrating that it was in fact an improvement over wearing just chainmaille.Â
Unfortunately it didnât help at all against the powerful English longbows at close range, but credit to the French for trying. It did at least help against weaker bows.Â
Now for melee weapons.Â
It didnât take long for weapons to evolve to fight this new armor, but rarely was it by way of piercing through it. It was really more so that the same weapons were now being used in new ways to get around the armor.Â
Above: Itâs a popular myth that Medieval swords were dull, but they still couldnât cut through plate armor, nor could they thrust through it. Your weapon would break before the armor would. Most straight swords could, however, thrust through chainmaille and anything weaker.Â
There were three general answers to this problem:Â
1. Be more precise, and thrust through the weak points.Â
Above: The weak points of a suit of armor. Most of these points would have been covered by chainmaille, leather, thick cloth, or all three, but a sword can thrust through all three so it doesnât matter.Â
To achieve the kind of thrusting accuracy needed to penetrate these small gaps, knights would often grip the blade of their sword with one hand and keep the other hand on the grip. This technique was called âhalf-swordingâ, and you could lose a finger if you donât do it right, so donât try it at home unless you have a thick leather glove to protect you, as most knights did, but it can also be done bare-handed.Â
Above: Examples of half-swording.Â
2. Just hit the armor so fucking hard that the force carries through and potentially breaks bones underneath.Â
Specialty weapons were made for this, but weâll get to them in a minute. For now Iâm still focusing on swords because I like how versatile the European longsword is.Â
Above: A longsword. Theyâre made for two-handed use, but theyâre light enough to be used effectively in one hand if youâd like to have a shield or your other arm has been injured. Longswords are typically about 75% of the height of their wielders.
Assuming youâre holding the sword pointing towards the sky, the part just above the grip is called the crossguard, and the part just below the grip is called the pommel. If you hold the sword upside-down by the blade, using the same careful gripping techniques as with half-swording, you can strike with either the crossguard or the pommel, effectively turning the sword into a warhammer. This technique was called the Murder Stroke, and direct hits could easily dent plate armor, and leave the man inside bruised, concussed, or with a broken bone.Â
Above: The Murder Stroke as seen in a Medieval swordfighting manual.
Regular maces, hammers, and other blunt weapons were equally effective if you could get a hard enough hit in without leaving yourself open, but they all suffered from part of the plate armorâs intelligent design. Nearly every part of it was smooth and/or rounded, meaning that itâs very easy for blows to âslideâ off, which wastes a lot of their power. This makes it very hard to get a âdirectâ hit.Â
Here come the specialized weapons to save the day.Â
Above: A lucerne, or claw hammer. Itâs just one of the specialized weapons, but it encompasses all their shared traits so Iâm going to only list it.Â
These could be one-handed, two-handed, or long polearms, but the general idea was the same. Either crack bones beneath armor with the left part, or penetrate plate armor with the right part. The left part has four âprongsâ so that it can âgripâ smooth plate armor and keep its force when it hits without glancing off. On the right side it as a super sturdy âpickâ, which is about the only thing that can penetrate the plate armor itself. On top it has a sharp tip thatâs useful for fighting more lightly armored opponents.Â
3. Force them to the ground and stab them through the visor with a dagger.Â
This one is pretty self-explanatory. Many conflicts between two armored knights would turn into a wrestling match. Whoever could get the other on the ground had a huge advantage, and could finish his opponent, or force him to surrender, with a dagger.Â
By now you might be thinking âDang, full plate armor has a lot of weaknesses, so how can it be called good armor?âÂ
The answer is because, like all armor is supposed to do, it minimizes your target area. If armor is such that your enemy either needs to risk cutting their fingers to target extremely small weak points, bring a specialized weapons designed specifically for your armor, or wrestle you to the ground to defeat you, thatâs some damn good armor. So yes, it will protect you pretty well.
Above: The red areas represent the weak points of a man not wearing armor.
Also, before I move on to Mobility, Iâm going to talk briefly about a pet-peeve of mine: Boob-plates.Â
If youâre writing a fantasy book, movie, or video game, and you want it to be realistically themed, donât give the women boob-shaped armor. It wasnât done historically even in the few cases when women wore plate armor, and thatâs because it isnât as protective as a smooth, rounded breastplate like you see men wearing. A hit with any weapon between the two âboobsâ will hit with its full force rather than glancing off, and thatâll hurt. If youâre not going for a realistic feel, then do whatever you want. Just my advice.Â
Above: Joan of Arc, wearing properly protective armor.Â
An exception to this is in ancient times. Female gladiators sometimes wore boob-shaped armor because that was for entertainment and nobody cared if they lived or died. Same with male gladiators. There was also armor shaped like male chests in ancient times, but because men are more flat-chested than women, this caused less of a problem. Smooth, rounded breastplates are still superior, though.Â
3. Does it allow the wearer to keep his or her freedom of movement?Â
Okay, Iâve been writing this for like four hours, so thankfully this is the simplest question to answer. Thereâs a modern myth that plate armor weighed like 700 lbs, and that knights could barely move in it at all, but that isnât true. On a suit of plate armor from the mid to late 1400s or early 1500s, all the joints are hinged in such a way that they donât impede your movement very much at all.Â
The whole suit, including every individual plate, the chainmaille underneath the plates, the thick cloth or leather underneath the chainmaille, and your clothes and underwear all together usually weighed about 45-55 lbs, and because the weight was distributed evenly across your whole body, youâd hardly feel the weight at all. Much heavier suits of armor that did effectively âlockâ the wearer in place did exist, but they never saw battlefield use. Instead, they were for showing off at parades and for jousting. Jousting armor was always heavier, thicker, and more stiffly jointed than battlefield armor because the knight only needed to move certain parts of his body, plus being thrown off a horse by a lanceâeven a wooden one thatâs not meant to killâhas a very, very high risk of injury.
Hereâs a bunch of .gifs of a guy demonstrating that you can move pretty freely in plate armor.Â
Above: Can you move in it? Yes.
Here are links to the videos that I made these .gifs from:Â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi757-7XD94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhWFQtzM4r0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q
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