This is potentially the stupudest thing i ever write or one of my bestvrabbit holes yet.
The rooster miraculous is one of the most overpowered magical items in a kids show and the only reason it isn't is because it's a kids show.
Let me explain right after this cut.
So, the roosters power allows one to give themselves any power that isn't a wish, isn't taken by another Kwamis concept, and wont distupt their magic. This means we have a list of powers it can not use.
Creating items that are perfect win conditions
Destroying things
Clone creation
Immunity to magic
Powerful punches
Time travel
Hydrokinesis
Aerokinesis
Electrokinesis
Reversing time back to a curtain point
Creating portals across the world
Creating non magical items of any scale
Disrupting super powers
Stealing other people's powers
Granting others powers
Creating sentient creatures
Creating illusions and magical manifestations of desires
Creating magic shields
Paralysing people in place
Liberating others from what holds them back, their fear
And of course any other powers in the native American box and other miracle boxes
These are the powers I'm 100% certain Rooster Bold can not mimic. I'm not sure on if he could mimic the powers of the stellar force items, the prodigious, or the Brazilian miraculous since they aren't kwamis, but to be fair I'm going to also ignore their powers as well and avoid them too, as far as my knowledge will allow.
So. What does that give us?
Well let's look at the powers we see the rooster grant in season 4 and 5. We have:
Perfect aim when scoring a goal in football
Duplicating items
Creating multidimensional portals
Making ones self Invisible
Making items invisible
Flight
Enhanced senses
I wanna just look at a few of these because, per their concepts, you'd think Duplicating items and Multi-Dimentional portals would fall under tgat of Multiplication or Migration, but no. Which means loopholes in wording is perfectly viable.
However, this is not what I'm here to focus on and very much nothing in comparison to my main point.
The rooster has to grant a superpower. And what are some of the most basic superhero powers but that of Kinetic abilities.
This is a list of abilities related to manipulation of anything/everything that stems from the mind. Kinesis/kinetics, meaning motion. Note
This is a link to the superpower Wiki page on kinetic abilities. By the rules of the miraculous, there are ALOT of powers here that are perfectly viable for Rooster Bold to use while others are are just too similar to that of powers otger miraculous hold. Here is a short list of my favourite ones that, per rules of the rooster, are 100% theoretically plausible:
Pyrokinesis: Manipulate Fire- COUGHPHOENIXMODECOUGH seriously none of these magic jewels that we know of have fire powers?
Palynokinesis: manipulate pollen- akumas with hay-fever beware, the chicken will make you sneeze
Melanokinesis: Manipulate Ink- This just feels so fitting for him.
Heamokinesis: Manipulate blood- blood bending.... it is a perfectly viable power to use. No one else can manipulate blood or human anatomy
Heamo-Gluvokinesis: manipulate blood sugar-... I love tormenting @lonleyzodiac with this, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE COULD THEORETICALLY SEND ME INTO KETOACIDOSIS IN AN INSTANT?!
Nosokinesis: manipulate diseases-... So.... theoretically he could just.... give me the plague..
Germokinesis: manipulate pathogens- or he could just give me a cold. Annoying but fun.
Akríveiakinesis: manipulate accuracy- so manipulate your accuracy or other peoples accuracy. Tactical. Very viable. No one has accuracy manipulation as far as I know of.
Fungokinesis: manipulate fungus- this one just sounds fun. No one else has powers over mushrooms so it's valid. My guy can just control chicken of the woods (ayyyy) or destroying angels (terrifying)
All these powers range from silly to down right terrifying. And are all theoretically viable as tgey do not cross with any other known miraculous. Key word, theoretically. Because something like Heamo-Gluvokinesis and Nosokinesis probably wouldn't be seen in Miraculous because, well... its a kids show. I doubt any sorts of powers like those would be viable in a kids show. But it is still viable in theory. Just something we will likely never see in canon.
Anyways, enough of my dumb lil brain. Imma go vanish.
ATOP TORMENTING ME WITH THE BLOOMIN BLOOD SUGAR ONE PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
Also I’m convinced if this wasn’t a kids show we’d see all the miraculous’s do cooler stuff but especially the rooster since it’s so OP. I’d hate to imagine a less kids show version of miraculous combine with any villain or anti hero wielding the rooster
johnson wright is a 26-year-old man from the far edges of the realm of ninjago. he had an average life as the only child of mary and owen wright (both of whom are still alive) and studied history and archaeology at the university of ninjago, new ninjago city. he is currently working as the curator of the ninjago museum of history and resides in the city (now the crossroads by DR). so he’s basically just some guy
he’s one of the british characters but is from the ninjago equivalent of manchester (around where i live), which isn’t really represented in media all that much outside of the uk?? the whole joke of this oc is that he’s constantly made fun of by the explorers’ club (who i hc the museum has a lot of ties to) for not being “proper” and stuff. whenever they come by to visit, everybody else can understand johnson perfectly well except for them since he uses a lot of manc slang (e.g. saying something smells rank, is mint, etc.)
johnson’s a nice lad, even if he looks a bit cold and standoffish from first glance. he REALLY hates the explorers’ club though (understandable)
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
Y’all I cannot overstate the perfect coincidence of “morning we put Simon back up” and “day the house across the street is apparently having its first open house”
Update: an unknown neighbor walking her dogs enthused to me about how his eyes light up and look around at night. She added that her son got super excited about it and began to run onto our lawn to see closer; she had to remind him that that isn't okay to do.
I assured her that ever since putting this skelly up, we have seen a LOT of toddlers get really excited and run up to him before getting pulled back, and we totally understand.
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