this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

shark vs the universe
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todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document

if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
styofa doing anything
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@look-its-jenna
this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.
He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments
Reasons I applied for a job:
- I already have a college fund so I’m set but I need apartment rent - I need a car - my t rex costume for Halloween - cosplay(don’t judge me I feel you judging me) - I also really wanna get a fursuit for animethon but next year’s animethon because I won’t have it in time but holy shit those things look so cool
I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.
and the flash (as always) is on and you never notice
There's this post office guy that I see on a regular basis and my friends were sick of hearing about how hot he is. They wanted a picture.
So the next time I had to drop off a package, I opened up my snapchat, started filming (so I wouldn't have to focus on him and make it look even more suspicious), walk in...
AND INSTEAD IT'S SOME OTHER WORKER AND MY FLASH WAS ON!!!
But the awkwardness didn't end there. I came up with some story about how I was filming all my duties for the day for my snapchat story.
Not so bad, right?
BUT NO!
SHE ASKED FOR MY SNAPCHAT SO SHE COULD SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE. So the rest of the day, I filmed my lame ass daily tasks and put them up on my story.
I don't take pictures or videos secretly anymore.
Honestly PM Justin Trudeau reminds me of the PM in Love Actually. Hot, seducing people, and facing a rude US president.
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doctor who meme: two quotes [1 of 2] → “The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.” — The Doctor
same lucifer, same
Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!
The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already
I’m late but here’s another tag yourself. I’m the sage.
What gets me upset is when people use my family to make me feel like I have to do something/can't be doing something. I don't know how many times I heard people go to my friends and I: "What? You're a Wilson. How do you not know how to dirt bike?" "What? You're a Grossenbacher. You can't stop drinking!" "What? You're a Baker. You're the nice church girl." "What? You're a Cooper. You can't be vegan. You love meat!" My family does not define who I am. They have an impact on me not chose who I am.
Why blame your parents for trying to "buy your affection"? Why do people think that once you have kids you are suddenly perfect and know everything? We aren't the only ones that have society pressing things onto them. Sometimes adults don't know exactly what to do and that's okay. Sometimes parents really don't care, but why label every single parent as a bad kind just because they're not too sure how to givr affection?
We are home.