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yourfaveisabouttobeatsomeass

YOU are about to beat somebody’s ass!

the-lovebug-files

33v0

lil skoont

odin-n-out

Hi we’re only one false move away from the dick cheney biopic giving us the same uwu american government fanfiction craze as hamilton did

odin-n-out

We’re only one george w bush administration OC away from the apocalypse itself

jassmarie19

Okay I’ll start:

CheneyxRumsfeld 100k HS AU ABO PWP Mpreg (mention)

#if that's the feeling you got from Hamilton you're doing it wrong

sistertaxon

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

sistertaxon

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”

teckmonky

be like Thor, be there to support your loved ones,accept who they are and celebrate them

socialistexan

BTW, this is all canon, Loki is canonically genderfluid and is referred to as a “both” or “neither” by others, even Odin:

teacupfulofstarshine

i love one (1) genderfluid norse deity and one (1) support icon

wherearealloftheuseenames

This has the same energy as “act like a lady.” “I’m a guy today” “then act like a gentleman”

orbsdotorg

I’ve been laughing for like twenty minutes at the idea of somebody typing this and thinking “good tweet” and then hitting the post button

mszombi

Luv those witches and sodomites

sixteenfiftynine-deactivated201

someone in the 1600s wrote this tweet

best-of-memes

leadthefuckingway-deactivated20

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

sweaterkittensahoy

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

michaelmilkers

full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/

michaelmilkers

“Buddy, you’re a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday You got blood on your face, you big disgrace Waving your banner all over the place”

like how can u hear that verse and think its a song for hetties idk how much more obvious it can be :/ :/ :/

femmefagfatale777

Y'all big mad in the notes

gecsplaining

Actually every song by Queen is a lgbt anthem

thetolkiengeek

Don’t Stop Me Now is the bisexual anthem to end all bisexual anthems and you will not change my mind

hurleyquinnzel

Heteros are really pressed in the notes keep reblogging this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Why are they booing this post, it’s right

pennie-dreadful

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy–gay men’s anthem

Don’t Stop Me Now/Bicycle Race–pan/bi anthems

You’re My Best Friend–lesbian anthem

Mother Love–aro/ace anthem

Killer Queen–trans ladies’ anthem

Princes of the Universe–trans lads’ anthem

I’m Going Slightly Mad–nonbinary/genderfluid anthem

I Want To Break Free–everyone’s coming out anthem

alephnull47

it got better

justlookatthosesausages

how can one think any second that Queen is not 100% LGBT+ when they literally dressed like this in the I Want To Break Free clip

acemoppet

Bohemian Rhapsody as well lads. For the gays

mjalti

emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

yahooanswerswtf

gahdamnpunk

I’m sobbing 😭😭

westafricanbaby

AWWWWWWWWWW

cricketcat9

Congranulations Mr.Marquez! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

prokopetz

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.