nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF
blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them
i donāt think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like āim going to invent a way for humans to flyā. shout out to my dad heās a real one fr
LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my backā¦..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the kingās archers. soo
i donāt understand why but heās coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?
i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was
i have not seen my father since we took flightā¦i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted
please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease
Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
Grace and Simon chilling in the biodome along the water:
Wilford: Howdy little brother!!!!
Simon&Grace: *screams*
Wilford: calm down, itās just me!!!! Your spectacular, gorgeous, show stopping older brother!! And oooOOOoOO who do we have here! Did little Simon make a friend! Or something more!
Grace: um hi Simonās brother, Iām Dr. Ryland Grace itās nice to meet you?
Simon: we are NOT related! And before you ask no Iām not sharing Ryland with you!
Wilford: :(((( well I didnāt wanted him anyway! Becauseā¦.becauseā¦.I have my own!!
Simon: : >:( oh yeah?? Where is he then?
Wilford: heā¦heā¦. Goes to another universe!
Simon: rightā¦.
Wilford: RIGHT! And he not a NERD like your boyfriend, heās cool like me!!
Simon: sure. And what does your boyfriend do then?
Wilford: Ummmmm his job isā¦ *looks around* BEACH!
Simon: his job isā¦beach?
Wilford: YES!!! and and andā¦ he is PINK like ME!!
Simon: Oookay. Whatever you sayā¦
Wilford: yeah! Whatever I say! And Iām going to go hang out with him instead of you losers right now! *disappears into confetti*
Grace: he seemsā¦Nice?
Simon: fuck I hope he doesnāt come back
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Months laterā¦
Wilford: behold my boy toy!
Ken: hello!!! Iām Ken, and my job is beach!!
Simon&Grace: ā¦
Grace*whisptering*: why does he look like me?
Simon: I ask myself that everyday.
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I had this idea after reading this post by @johnknowswhathedid lol:
Simon experinces the comic horrors
Wilford is the cosmic horror
š¬ 4Ā Ā š 25Ā Ā ā¤ļø 118Ā Ā·Ā Clearing up a common misunderstanding. For the people.
Simon Iron Lung: From a cosmic horror
Wilford "Motherloving" Wa
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