Respect The Ove'glove

Hinkle | Old as Time Itself (aka I'm an adult) English | 日本語 | Lingua Latina Ginger chew based organism with a real knack for fish, rocks, caffeinated drinks, empty bugs, and when time permits, drawing.

[lookitsahinkle]

I saw that the idea for a Lace sub cover got scrapped, so I figured I’d make it for myself anyway. 

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[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[rottingtrouble-child]

I saw this video about a doctor who performed an MRI on a 5 year old and discovered she essentially had “brain damage” from excessive iPad use, as the white matter in her brain couldn’t form properly due to an understimulated environment.

Hmm it’s almost like there’s supposed to be adult figures responsible for monitoring her screen time and making sure she develops properly… certainly this isn’t the result of neglect at the hands of her parents…

[rottingtrouble-child]

“This 5 year old is brain damaged by excessive iPad use”

Translation: This 5 year old is developmentally impaired by neglectful parents who used an iPad as a stand-in for social and environmental stimulation / interaction for hours at a time during critical early stages of child development. The iPad is the cop-out.

[rottingtrouble-child]

“Children don’t have the strength to hold pencils anymore because they only use screens.”

Translation: Parents aren’t making the conscious effort to help their children develop necessary skills and letting iPads raise them.

When are people going to realize the iPads and whatnot are the instruments through which the neglect is happening through and not the cause? How the fuck do you let your child have such a severe lack of physical strength in their hands that they can’t hold a pencil properly?

[rottingtrouble-child]

People will see a study suggesting children with higher screen times have poorer or negative developmental outcomes and immediately say it’s the screens causing this, and not the more likely fact that higher screen time = less engagement time with their environment, physical exercise, parents, family, and their peers, all of which are NECESSARY for a healthy upbringing as a social species.

It’s like saying a dog who was kept in a cage all its life and left with atrophied muscles was damaged by the cage, and not by the fact its owners were too lazy to play or walk their dog in order for its muscles to build properly. The cage is the instrument of neglect and the owners are the perpetrators, in the same way parents are the perpetrators and weaponizing screen time as an excuse and painting themselves as helpless bystanders.

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[funshinebf]

the difference like 90 chapters makes 😭😭😭 fake ass idgafer we saw you calling urself master olly 🫵🤨

[milanesa42]

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

Beldaruit taking in traumatized apprentices with opposite responses to their trauma so it's just,

Beldaruit to Qifrey: Please I beg of you sit still for two minutes and stop finding a hundred way to act out.

Beldaruit 15 to 20 years later very gently poking Riliphin with a stick: You know it actually might be good for you to act out a little bit.

[cpunkhobie]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

[arbis-official]

three types of people

[edgar-allan-possum]

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

[belethlegwen]

@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish

[toskarin]

do you listen to anything but shitty metal

if it sounds too good I turn it off

[justjill72]

I dont know if they are all the same age here, but this was around when Noz/ Nauz happened and i just think they are all so cute

look at that weird lookin dog, also look HOW SMALL OLRUGGIO IS!!!!!!!!

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[potatoesgelato]

(talking to a couple) so which of one of you is doomed by the narrative and which is the one unflinching in their willingness to lose parts of themselves to delay it?

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[perplexi]

domestic fluff 🥰💖

(orufrey week bonus (teeny bit late🙃))

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless