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I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP
i beg of you stop giving this notes
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.Â
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.Â
aight
OH MY GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
DO IT
WOW IT REALLY IS SOMETHING FREAKING GOOD PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
Okay, if this is a rickroll I swear to…
1) It was not a rickroll
2) It was super awesome!
3) No jumpscare or anything designed to freak you out, so doesn’t need an unreality warning (YMMV, of course).
Suspicious but curious. Curiosity wins!
attention all writers following me- try this or you will lament.
EVERYONE TRY THIS (you gotta go to your on blog to click on it!)
It doesn’t seem to do anything on mobile. I’ll have to try this later.
Goddammit, im fucking curious now! AAHHH!!!!!!!
shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail ) Â let me out! let me outtttt!
You call yourself a gamer and you haven’t played Hamtaro Ham Ham Heartbreak?
This is how the episode went right?
this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes
Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.
me: sleeps in class, spends the other time surfing facebook, tumblr and instagram, forgets notebook and pen, stares blankly ahead and unsure of what chapter we are on
me: somehow gets an A
Reblog to pass all your classes the same way
I don’t normally reblog stuff like this but just in case it works… I really need this lmao i don’t wanna study
This would be fucking nice
I hope for this
New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!Â
If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.
Well then…
Let’s get to work.
When you watch someone experience a nostalgic song
US President Richard Nixon with a huge ass key.
He’s going to fight the darkness
i really wish just once you people would think about what you do before i’m forced to look at it
I arrive at the chocolate factory
golden ticket: found
gobstopper secrets: leaked
fizzy lifting drinks: stolen
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DOO FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE FACTORY ARE YOU
I wake up in aperture science
tests: solved cake: lie alive: still
I am forcibly dragged back into aperture science
I wake up in aperture science, again
cores: transfered wheatley: corrupted you gone: wanted
I am forcibly removed from aperture science
Commissions open!
Commissions are open!!!
Okay, so! I finally got a full portfolio up and live, which is really awesome..Â
And! Commissions are open! I’ll be including a list of prices and such– I don’t really have very many followers, so reblogging this or liking or sharing in any way is reallllly appreciated ! You guys pretty much allow me to work. So, i’m really grateful for that.
All finished commissions will be posted here and on my patreon! The ones here will be way lower quality, but if you want to pledge, you’ll get the full res for everything!Â
THE PRICES FOR THINGIES ARE AS FOLLOWS!!!:
– Book covers [Tabloid 11inx17in 300dpi] 20$USD - 60$USD, depending on complexity. Other sizes will cost more or less.
These are p much just generic book covers. I do lots of photomanipulation and color work with these, but other designs are obviously total possibilities. Paintings and such are probably closer to the 60$ end of things, since those take a  lot longer!
– RPG maps (photorealistic)
–[1920x1080 or HD equivalent] 30$ single continent/islands… 50$ for a worldmap
–[2k resolution] 50$ for single continent/islands… 65$ for a worldmap
–[4k resolution or higher] 80$ for single continent/islands. 100-120 for a worldmap, depending on size.
These get exponentially harder to make the larger they are– and for me to make them accurately I will need sketches and descriptions of the areas and land. Examples for everything are in the portfolio link above!
– Nude paintings/body art
15$ per piece. Flat rate, no hassle c:
Any level of dress or undress is fine.
These can be anything from overpaintings to color mods and such. You will need to provide a picture!  I encrypt these too, so no need to be worried about security. And I won’t post it on the blog without your permission and without tagging you and giving you model credit. These don’t go on my patreon at all. And, if you want them kept completely private, that’s okay too!
– Landscapes and environment design
   – Concept sketch (any resolution, so long as it takes 1 hour or so) 15$
these are very quick and very rough!! Meant to block in an idea rather than be very fleshed out and developed. Can be in B&W or color
   –[1920x1080] or HD equivalent, 20$.
   –[2k resolution]  40-50$, depending on complexity.
   –[4k resolution] 80-100$ depending on complexity
   –[8k and higher] 120$-140$ depending on complexity.
All paintings are full color. Includes full res painting, PSD, and such.
– Creative Abstract Compositions
–Photobashes, quick compositions, color work, Visual Stim
15$-30$ depending on time taken.
These are the only thing that aren’t on my portfolio, because they tend to be more personal and… Idk. It’s hard to explain. They’re basically emotional landscapes, just lots of color and shapes and weird crap to define an emotion rather than physical space. It’s pretty rare that these are more than 15$ unless someone wants a suuuper big resolution.
You can either contact me through the contact link on my portfolio, or directly at [email protected]  . I see messages through tumblr, but i’d like to keep things on my email so i don’t get unorganized.Â
Thank you guys! Again, if you know anyone who wants a commission, show this to them! I love working with all sorts of people.Â
– Alice
Types of People involved in the Sombra ARG currently
Salty as shit: Blizzard,,, you hyped us up for so long and then betrayed us like this???? You can eat a fucking dick I just want the hacker. Fuck this shit I'm out
Protect Bastion: Sombra. That's our Bastion. You hurt our baby tell us what you did. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Misinformed Tag Cloggers: OMG!!! THE TRANSITION IN THE BASTION VIDEO IT'S SOMBRA!!!!! AND PLAYOVERWATCH.US IS ALL SOMBRA RELATED!! AND THESE ARE NEW SKYCODER POSTS AAA!!!
Lowkey Theorists: Okay guys but what if Sombra was the one who woke up Bastion in his animation. Also, is Sombra gay.
ARG Decoders: Okay but hear me out: Bastion's new Victory Pose, but with Morse Code. Let's just tear apart the internet there must be something else out there.
Comedic Relief Shitposters: *hacker voice* I'm in.
Logical Human Beings: Okay but this was expected. Yeah we may be unimpressed since they built up so much hype, but it's obvious she's going to be released on Dia de los Muertos/introduced at BlizzCon. We're getting her either way.
Outcasts: Not posting. Just watching it all burn on the sidelines.
Other: Maybe the real Sombra is the friends we made along the way.
so i decided to go on facebook this morning and i can say that it was truly a wild ride.Â
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