Eeeeehhhhh

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[valtsv]

[doritofalls]

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[november-secrets]

Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

one giant leap for goblinkind

[lordflintjojo]

My home planet

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

I finally found what my parents think people hand out on Halloween

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

How the hell is Blackwatch the stealth unit? You have

Gabriel “No stock 4 shot shotgun” ReyEdgelord

Cowboy Whistle McGlowstick, in spurs no less. With a revolver. And COWBOY BOOTS

A Loud Irish Anime Nerd who watched Film Theory’s DBZ episode and said “bitch please”

And LED Ninja Man with his Magical Glowing Dragon that requires a 500 decibel yell to activate.

[aughtpunk]

Anything can be stealthy as long as you kill all the witnesses

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Bootleg Avengers

[memesonthehour]

[mmmskulljuice]

We did it. We found the Worst Mothman

[finalposs]

Fan Art of Manmoth, the Worst Mothman.

[xenosmorch]

tip to toe !

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

[prozdvoices]

peachette

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[mhmoony]

[butchflirt]

[awed-frog]

#hero

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire conspiracy theories, go!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

absolutely superb