The Void

Artist * Writer * Not yet dead* Some rando on this hellsite with an opinion. I write and draw stuff but mostly write. Art tag: lordi-mix. Writing tag: lorditheultimate 

[madame-helen]

[lordithetrashy]

I wish DMs were like holograms where you could see the physical form of them people sending you unsolicited messages.  Hereunder vegans trying to convert you

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[uncle-cazador]

Piss poor TD

[nyattovanilla]

Merely a shoulder cat!

[nyattovanilla]

Wrong cat

[beardedmrbean]

[lordithetrashy]

This man living the dream right here

[weji]

i signed up for a yaoi forum so i can download bl games and they don’t even ask for your gender

[lordithetrashy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Okay so I forgot to post this here. Here goes!

New story is out. Drop a kudos or comment or whatever you so desire. 

[foodffs]

Lord of the Rings Cake

Recipe: https://cakewhiz.com/lord-of-the-rings-cake-sauron-eye-cake/

[theamazingsallyhogan]

‘Velma’ Review: HBO Max’s ‘Scooby-Doo’ Prequel Is Too Snarky for Its Own Good

Mindy Kaling, Constance Wu, Sam Richardson and Glenn Howerton lead an adult-oriented animated series about the early days of the Scooby-Doo

...winking at Shaggy’s pothead reputation. Here, the iconic slacker is presented as Norville (Sam Richardson), a clear-eyed band geek who tells Velma, “Man, if I even think about getting into 420, 420 culture or especially 420-related humor, kill me.” (The pair then clarify that 420 is “code for adults who still watch cartoons.”)

For every solid crack (“Ranking hot girls is exactly how the Trojan War and Facebook started!”), there’s an observation that feels like a repurposed Twitter draft from some harried screenwriter’s folder. “I speak truth without a filter, like every comedian before #MeToo,” declares Velma, never mind that the line doesn’t make a ton of sense coming from a proud feminist teenager in 2023. Amid the semi-topical snipes at teen rom-coms, yass-queen feminism, hairy Brooklynites and, for some reason, the movie Serpico, the future Scooby-Doo gang and their peers can come off less like individuals than joke-delivery machines.

I'm begging people. No hate-watching. No "how bad could it be, I'm curious"-watching. HBO canceled tons of wonderful unique original content in favor of a mean-spirited overly-meta reboot of an old property, resulting in a show that even the most eager-to-praise-everything publications struggled to give more than a 6/10.

If you want to encourage the megacorporations to make good original new content, just let this one flop like a fish in a railway ditch.

[lordithetrashy]

Meanwhile I’m just waiting for Succession Season 4

[figurecollection]

[turtleduck-inc]

also funko pops are soulless, ugly, uninspired cashgrabs.

they’re the figurine collector version of “don’t think, just consume product until next product arrives.”

[tentacion2099]

[catasters]

[triplexmile]

Street Fighters! I need to draw more pictures of Makoto (and I have no pictures of Cammy). At least I finally have a picture of Chun-Li ! If you've followed me for any length of time you know I have a lot of pics of Sakura...

[r4cs0]

[lordithetrashy]

I felt this

[lilbeearts]

"My claws have been growing so quickly lately… Let me use your body as a scratching post, okay?

[nicetomeetmew]

Are you KIDDING ME? (via @amauryguichon on Instagram)

[wickedcriminal]

[mrevaunit42]

He’s a god damn chocomancer 

[lordithetrashy]

And it’s playable too, ugh, the talent is unreal

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[r4cs0]

Damn straight