I Am Citizen Insane

this blog is doubleplus good

[thehumming6ird]

Owen Wilson talks Shakespeare and Tom Hiddleston (2021)

[chokemeanakin]

Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story

BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂

HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.

Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???

[shatouto]

hi my name is Anakin Amber Sun’beam Chestnut Honey and i have hammered bronze amber sunbeam chestnut honey hair (that’s how i got my name)

[himboskywalker]

Today I woke up and put on my midnight black tunic with my black leather tabbards and tall black leather boots and my dark leather glove just to go talk with the council,which is really dumb because they’re just a bunch of fucking posers.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Elrond: Hey, can you smith me a necklace?

Elf smith: Yeah sure. What’s it for?

Elrond: It’s no big deal. It’s just for someone to carry the One Ring to Mordor. You know how the One Ring slips away and betrays people a lot? If that happens this time we’ll all die. So yeah, that necklace for someone to carry it, please. 

Elf smith: 

Elrond: No pressure, by the way. 

[lesbianshepard]

[quasi-normalcy]

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

[doubleca5t]

Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[doubleca5t]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[internet-sentences]

[internet-sentences]

[internet-sentences]

[lovely-v]

sometimes i think about how tolkien said golf exists in middle earth and then just never mentioned it again ever

[lovely-v]

Tolkien invented the absolute sickest and funniest backstory for the game of golf I’ve ever seen and then had none of his characters play or talk about golf in any of his works. the nerve

[ponycamp]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[lordmondegreen]

[guerrillatech]

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

[remainsingrey-deactivated202405]

[crystalsoulslayer]

[randomgermancupcake]

[anexperimentallife]

[amarakaran]

please turn your sound on, i’m begging you

[thethingsifindfunny]

This shouldn’t be this funny I hate how hard I’m laughing lmao

[amarakaran]

please turn your sound on, i’m begging you

[thethingsifindfunny]

This shouldn’t be this funny I hate how hard I’m laughing lmao

[darkestcinema]

baroque in the 21st century

[different-landscapes]

[pochowek]

heres a little.. controversy

[fangirltothefullest]

Why not both?