stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and itās tomorrow
Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space šø
RMH
occasionally subtle

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if i look back, i am lost
will byers stan first human second
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@lordofthedragonflies
stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and itās tomorrow
Samus Aran behavior
If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)
amazing contribution by @misophoria
Do not turn on the sound
absolutely do turn on the sound but Be Ready
fellow mr. beast haters and skeptics...they all doubted us but we knew.
imagine you're a 1/1 soldier hanging out with your other soldier buddies and an opponent casts like a cyclonic rift and you're like "haha guys back to the hand we go!" and they all turn and wordlessly give you the saddest look and you notice they're all named something like stalwart protector or legion initiate and you're just named soldier, and your skin starts to feel really thin and your insides feel hollow, and the cyc rift is moving down the stack and players are passing priority, you realize you're not even human like the others you're just a soldier. and then someone force of wills the cyc rift, and you're back to being fine, you untap, you're declared as an attacker, but you're a little more hesitant than normal because you know when you die there will be no grave for you
i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed
If it's not a snake or fire risk it's not my business
mow it for them, fuck
One time I had neighbors call the borough council and have them threaten to fine me for not mowing my grass
a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone
for all the games that call themselves āsouls-likeā why is it never reflected in the female character designs. āOur game is unforgiving and has checkpointsā ok now whereās this
the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made
like yeah if I were going to make a portrait of king charles I would absolutely have just his smugly smirking face leering out of a mass of red that could only be read as blood and gore, and have his military uniform fading ambiguously into the same background to lay bare the brutality of imperialism concealed by the pomp and ceremony of the british state, and make the entire thing sort of look like it was decaying to indicate the rot of the empire. like I really struggle to imagine a better visual metaphor for the nightmarish history of a dying empire than the king's spiffy military uniform and saber and sash and rows of epaulets being literally made out of a rotting field of blood and gore. but like why did he have it commissioned... why did he have it MADE and then say Looks great I'm putting it on the wall... HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HELL
The Pope just made "cumming on a girl's tits" a sacrament
JEWISH EDITION OF THIS POST:
My Rabbi just told me that ācumming on a girlās titsā is a mitzvah